Chris
@chrisjordan
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Joined April 2007
Pet peeve of the day: people who leave five car lengths between them and the car in front of them at red lights Not sure why it annoys me so.
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@adrianeddington They have to be up at 6:00 and never wake on their own maybe tomorrow will be a first.
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My younger kids are in bed because they don't know how daylight savings time works. I might not change my clocks ever.
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The best thing about my new found love for pricey dried mangos is that my children all hate them. More for me!.
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I am chaperoning a field trip to The Stunt Ranch tomorrow. If they don't set one of the children on fire I will be disappointed.
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I am so tired of preachy people telling everyone else what they are doing wrong.
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Miles went to a Halloween cupcake decorating party. He came home with these beauties and said, "Can… http://t.co/6ruDTT7YwU.
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"Stop taking my photo, open this door, and let me out of this vet's office now, woman." http://t.co/KzRTxOwjLl.
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I am about to don a hazmat suit and clean the boys' bathroom. Pray for me.
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Based on the strategies my kid has to do, 3rd grade math is now a journey, not a destination. Much like the path to Hell, only more painful.
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The sun sets as I pick my son up from school each day. I like to think of the sky as my reward for all… http://t.co/Ybo9YBjlVX.
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At dentist with a child who is freaking out. Would it be wrong to take a hit of laughing gas for myself?.
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Time for the annual conversation at my house, "No you may not dress like a hooker or serial killer for Halloween.".
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My daughter is running for school president and we are spending the day making posters. Glitter is… http://t.co/vQkABQibe2.
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