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Engineering Manager. Avid Tampa Sports Fan and Proud FSU Alum. Opinions are my own

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2012
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Chris Johnson
2 years
Made it in time to watch Iron Maiden play their last few songs via a video screen that was about 5 seconds behind the audio….
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Chris Johnson
2 years
Another passenger is now sitting showing the bus driver how to get there on google maps.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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2 years
Driver is reading the directions of A PRINTED PIECE OF PAPER.
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Chris Johnson
2 years
On a rogue shuttle bus for @Powertriplive legit going in circles around the venue because the shuttle doesn’t know where to go and have missed seeing Iron Maiden now. Ridiculous.
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Chris Johnson
3 years
Asking someone to solve a complicated algorithm in a tech interview for a position that has very little to do with working with that level of complexity it’s tech elitism. Interview people in the spirit of the job they are being placed in.
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Chris Johnson
4 years
The game is in Tampa, but I get the blackout because of the local Ballys playing. But Hulu doesn’t have Ballys. I have the same problem with games. I just want to pay and watch all my games like it was before. Is that so hard?.
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Chris Johnson
4 years
RT @Coach_Norvell: The #CHAMPS are here! Congratulations @FSUSoccer and the #NoleFamily on an incredible year and for bringing the 🏆 back….
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Chris Johnson
4 years
RT @floridastate: .@FSUSoccer are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! Congratulations players, coaches and staff!⚽️#GoNoles #WCollegeCup.
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4 years
The thing that drains my passion for programming the fastest is that in many of the professional settings I’ve done it in, people prefer duct tape and deadlines over thoughtfulness or elegance.
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Chris Johnson
4 years
RT @TizzyEnt: 99% survival rate right?
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Chris Johnson
4 years
RT @SarahKSilverman: 99% of all hospitalized Covid cases are unvaccinated people and bc of y’all now we gotta mask up again in LA. You suc….
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Chris Johnson
4 years
RT @POTUS: You’re on pal. #GoBolts.
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Chris Johnson
4 years
#TheSnyderCut might be one of the best comic book films I’ve seen. We need more. We deserve more. #RestoreTheSnyderVerse.
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Chris Johnson
5 years
No no no no. Bullshit profiteering.
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5 years
Apple launches limited-edition "Black Unity Collection" Apple Watch
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Chris Johnson
5 years
RT @RealStamkos91: No way the 🐐@TomBrady was losing 3 games in a row to the Saints. LFG @Buccaneers.
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Chris Johnson
5 years
Straight up, if you support Donald Trump or what happened today in any fashion, I will not do business with you, I will not be friends with you, I will not say so much as good morning to you. You can fuck off, you traitor.
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Chris Johnson
5 years
Every single person that crossed that fence line at the capitol is a seditious domestic terrorist. @realDonaldTrump and every senator, cabinet member, goon, etc is just as guilty. Traitors.
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Chris Johnson
5 years
The law and order president pardoning murderers. Sweet.
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Chris Johnson
5 years
Ahh I needed to see this today.
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Chris Johnson
5 years
Hell yeah.
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