All I want for Christmas is ... this?

PSA: After the drama this morning, Shihad's website errors have been fixed and tickets to their final shows are on sale now ($99 for Spark Arena on March 14):

"Entertainment". 😭

Tried to go to The Fed for a quick chicken sando and poutine at 8.45pm last night and got told they were closed (except for takeaways). It was a Thursday night! Tāmaki Makaurau used to be a real city.

Mint Chicks reunion on the cards? 🤣🤣🤣

Are ratings this bad? Surely everyone knows how to watch the 6pm news?

Hey, Siri, can you write my 800-word opinion piece for me plz - and make it cynical.

Milk Run’s new campaign has JD Vance vibes

A new circle of hell just dropped.

As the totems of Auckland’s hospitality industry continue to fall, this one somehow just keeps on going…

The best kind of headline. Simple. Effective. Gets the job done. #ponsonby

Not sure how my name ended up in this Stuff story about moving to Australia but THIS IS NOT ME https://t.co/HGkylMocpl

Punches ... vomit ... a "completely obliterated" crowd ... Stuff's incredible review from @lyrywaiwiri made me feel like I was at last night's Fred Again show (and question whether I really want to go to tonight's one) https://t.co/PK83uMyrUH

Future? Yeat? Kylie? The Kills? TAKE MY MONEY

I still don't know what happened at this Nine Inch Nails show in Aotearoa 15 years ago, but my DMs are open...

I cannot deal with this imagery 😭😭😭

Breaking: the Voyager Media Awards is being downsized to one table for Colin Peacock, Shayne Currie and Duncan Greive to just shoot the shit.

My podcast feed is just episodes about failing media companies now

I cannot get over how good the Queens of the Stone Age stage looked tonight. Just a constantly rotating space opera of lights, sound and magic

Josh Homme and his disciples…