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@chortledstatics

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๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐’€, ๐‘ฏ๐‘ถ๐‘ฉ๐‘ถ-๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ต, ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐’€ ๐‘ซ๐‘จ๐‘ท๐‘ท๐‘ฌ๐‘น-๐‘ซ๐‘จ๐‘ต, ๐’€๐‘ถ๐‘ผ'๐‘น๐‘ฌ ๐‘ต๐‘ฌ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฌ๐‘น ๐‘ญ๐‘ผ๐‘ณ๐‘ณ๐’€ ๐‘ซ๐‘น๐‘ฌ๐‘บ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ ๐‘พ๐‘ฐ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ถ๐‘ผ๐‘ป ๐‘จ ๐‘บ๐‘ด๐‘ฐ๐‘ณ๐‘ฌ !

hazbin hotel rp. nsfw. mun 30+
Joined July 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@chortledstatics
ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
5 years
๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐’€, ๐‘ฏ๐‘ถ๐‘ฉ๐‘ถ-๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ต, ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐’€ ๐‘ซ๐‘จ๐‘ท๐‘ท๐‘ฌ๐‘น-๐‘ซ๐‘จ๐‘ต, โ†ณ #HHRP; #HazbinHotelRP โ†ณ Alastor the Radio Demon โ†ณ dark themes, humor, nsfw ๐’€๐‘ถ๐‘ผ'๐‘น๐‘ฌ ๐‘ต๐‘ฌ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฌ๐‘น ๐‘ญ๐‘ผ๐‘ณ๐‘ณ๐’€ ๐‘ซ๐‘น๐‘ฌ๐‘บ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ ๐‘พ๐‘ฐ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ถ๐‘ผ๐‘ป ๐‘จ ๐‘บ๐‘ด๐‘ฐ๐‘ณ๐‘ฌ ! โ™ก|โ†ป.
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €fine ! ( moves it towards him via shadow tendril . ) now now, my airheaded friend, did you forget you have wings you can flap to get that or do you enjoy being a damsel in distress ?
@from_the_bible
๐™„ ๐™–๐™ข ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐˜ฟ๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ก
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I SAID FREAKING PLEASE?!
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € . . . begging suits you, do it more .
@from_the_bible
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.... But. ..... Please?
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ € โ €" satine . . . " he murmured, voice rough around the edges as he silenced the radio echo his staff would provide . " would you . would you do that again ? "
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ €by the sensation and the sheer fact that the woman he would have stalked through all of hell if need be, would grant him, him, even after he had lost a battle most vile and was about to enter another oneโ€” has she lost her mind ? no . no she seemed fine . +
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ € โ €was fairly mad at him, wasn't she ? sometimes people would say not to dwell on a topic even if they were not over it . so he should apoloโ€” but then she kissed him, causing a quiet surprised noise to erupt from his throat . he blinked up at her, overwhelmed +
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ €her hair cascading down in those satin black locks, spreading her scent all over him, all his defenses immediately vanished . ah,, if there was a god he'd pray his enemies never found out what this woman did to him . even thoughโ€” right now this woman +
@THESATlNE
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"It's pathetic that you tried to hide this from me of all people. I know you. I was going to know anyways." Sigh releasedโ€“ her elbow sinks on the mattress so she can prop her upper body a little, hover over him in a way that allows him to look at his face. &
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ €going crazy ? whatever is bothering you ? let me know . I'll give you the important tadbits of information you really need .
@DAAAMNPAPl
valentino เน‹ เฃญ โญ‘๊’ท๊’ฆ
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OH. why didn't he report that shit? ah, whateverโ€”โ€” i'm going crazy! will send you a skin! ๐ŸŽ€
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ € my net is wide open for you, vincent, come on in .
@iPadOverlord
๐“ฅ๐“ธ๐” ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฅ๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ญ
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If I ever had been caught in your net I would actively try and k!ll myself with it .
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ €hmmm . . . no ! โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ €
@from_the_bible
๐™„ ๐™–๐™ข ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐˜ฟ๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ก
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.... Of course it's you. Give it back down here.
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โ € โ € โ € โ €oh but you heard me . whaaat . are you caught in my net ?
@iPadOverlord
๐“ฅ๐“ธ๐” ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฅ๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ญ
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Ex FUCKING cuse me ?
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €says the stinky little fishlet !
@iPadOverlord
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supreme disgust , yeah .
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €filing his hooves, no one disturb him . no entry sign put on door .
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €my taste is supreme .
@iPadOverlord
๐“ฅ๐“ธ๐” ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฅ๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ญ
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I never even wanted to in the first place ? ? You probably taste like mold .
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €chin on hand . :)
@from_the_bible
๐™„ ๐™–๐™ข ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐˜ฟ๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ก
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..... Who put his mug on the top shelf? It's not funny.
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €good, because you will never taste me anyway !
@iPadOverlord
๐“ฅ๐“ธ๐” ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฅ๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ญ
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I highly doubt that .
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €ah, ah ! I taste pretty good .
@iPadOverlord
๐“ฅ๐“ธ๐” ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฅ๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ญ
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You're quite unbecoming .
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €that I can do . I suppose I owe you gratitude . would you like a macadamia nut ?
@from_the_bible
๐™„ ๐™–๐™ข ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐˜ฟ๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ก
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Preservation of dying art, of course, that's a first. And maybe you mentioning how cool and awesome your King is during you broadcast.
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €watch your language, it is quite unbecoming !
@iPadOverlord
๐“ฅ๐“ธ๐” ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฅ๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ญ
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It does not . Fuck off !
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ห– ห™ ๐‘บ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ .แŸ แต•ฬˆ
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โ € โ € โ € โ €when it was raining the last time, the air became so moist it was a good time for shedding . the collectors stood ready to collect your shed . see, this is why the radio is important !
@DAAAMNPAPl
valentino เน‹ เฃญ โญ‘๊’ท๊’ฆ
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i haven't ๐Ÿ’” voxxie banned radio in vee tower ๐Ÿ’” remind me, sรญ?
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โ € โ € โ €๐Ÿ“ป: dear listeners, city hall has provided new clarification regarding the ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜† . residents are reminded that participation is both required and meaningless . the survey contains a single question:
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