Man @FBIDirectorKash must be having the best week since becoming FBI director now that @dbongino is taking ALL the heat 😂😂

I think it’s time that every U.S. citizen picked a date and time for us ALL to just walk outside our front doors onto the sidewalks and just wave all of our guns in the air, PEACEFULLY, so we, and they, can all realize where the real power lies (WITH US).

George Carlin nails it: “When your identity is your ideology, congratulations—you’ve officially screwed yourself. It’s not just an idea anymore. It’s YOU. Challenge it? That’s an attack. So you build a bubble: everyone agrees, hates the same people, collapses on cue. Facts die.

Dear LA, The industry is not coming back. In the entertainment capital of the world - “Hollywood” - there are fewer television shows and movies being produced today than when Governor Newsom was arresting people for going to the beach. The downstream carnage is piling up

HOT TAKE: IF BUSINESSES ONLY HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON PROFIT, NOT REVENUE, THEN I SHOULD ONLY HAVE TO PAY TAXES AFTER I'VE PAID ALL MY BILLS AND RENT.

So I said this right before Maduro’s capture was announced, and woke up to millions of Venezuelans celebrating in the streets. Hopefully the party for them continues, because Trump just promised to handle this”judiciously” and I don’t believe him.

You can take Maduro out of Venezuela but you can’t take Bibi’s boot off Trump’s neck.

Idk if D.C. knows this, but Latin America LOVES Venezuela and its people. This shit ain’t gonna fly, not one bit.

I’m here for yall, even the ones who dumped me cuz they didn’t yet understand.

Bro I’ve BEEN saying they look like siblings.

I fuckin doubt you’ll do anything you lying fucks. What about those committing fraud anywhere else in the US? I’ll give you a quick top 3 for me: Newsom, Fauci, Pelosi. Ok throw in Bill Gates too. You won’t do shit.

In other news, I went to my first Bass Pro Shop today and said about 17 “hell yea brother”’s.

What’s crazy about the Somalian daycare fraud is that if Americans were allowed to drop their kids off at these centers free of charge, no one would care how much these people were getting paid. If anything, most parents would probably lobby for higher payouts out of appreciation

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States… The United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Bouncy houses are just mosh pits for kids.

Yooooo this chick just limbo’d under Ciara’s pussy for NYE 😯

Chicago resident goes off in board meeting 🔥 “We’re calling for a boycott on these taxes. Nobody is playing this game no more. We won’t pay our taxes until we get a forensic audit on where all our money is going. We demanding that. We’re asking President Trump to send the

Start 2 Sit 2: Tyrone Tracy, Darren Waller, Colby Parkinson, Rico Dowdle. #fantasyfootball studs where you at? I have Trey McBride so I’m thinking of starting 3 TEs for the first time. #fantasyplayoffs

Who has a stronger #fantasyfootball team? Anyone undefeated??

I clinched 1st seed in week 11 so it didn’t matter that I went 3-0 weeks 12-14, or that I scored the highest overall point total of the season during my week 15 1st round bye 🤷🏾‍♂️