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The economy might be crashing but Tinubu is not failing. This is his success story. He became president to loot & squander, which is exactly what's going on. He's bought himself a yacht, and his cocaine stash is fresh. These are the best days of his life. He's living his dreams!
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Similar to that inevitable stage where your wife of over 3 years starts to disgust you. You look at her, pregnant and out-of-shape, wondering if to wait until after she births your 5th child or just run away and abandon the family now. 😪
My ex wouldn’t touch me or really even look at me until I got smaller than I was before having kids. That took almost a year the second time and a BMI of 18. 🙂↔️ Mind you I have no stretch marks, a toned stomach, and I never left the healthy BMI range. Some men are just awful
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Similar to that inevitable stage where your wife of over 3 years starts to disgust you. You look at her, pregnant and out-of-shape, wondering if to wait until after she births your 5th child or just run away and abandon the family now. 😪
My ex wouldn’t touch me or really even look at me until I got smaller than I was before having kids. That took almost a year the second time and a BMI of 18. 🙂↔️ Mind you I have no stretch marks, a toned stomach, and I never left the healthy BMI range. Some men are just awful
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This reminds me of my 40+ lawyer cousin who was a bigger fool for a 21yo girl. I was there when she decided to breakup with him. He knelt down crying. I too started crying heavily. He was asking her for forgiveness, I was asking God why he gave us such a moron in the family. 😭
PART 1: Nigerian women really hit jackpot with Nigerian men. Bruh...💔💔💔😣😔
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Igbo women perpetrate 90% of (reported) Child Abuse in Nigeria, with women from Anambra alone enjoying an 80% share. S/E is the region with the highest number of feminists in Africa but ironically, the girl child is the most affected by this rampant unchecked act of inhumanity...
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State of origin: Anambra 💔 😩
State of origin: Delta Place of birth: Kaduna Primary School: Kaduna Secondary School: Kaduna University: Delta Currently living in: Lagos Add yours ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Proudly confessing you couldn't resist sexually harassing a random person is not only a lack of self-control but it's also giving predatory and rapey vibes. If you could say this about an adult in public, I'm very scared for what you're doing to little children in private. 😞
I met one fine boy here and we met. Less than 10mins into our meeting, the boy said “You’re very touchy o” cos if I wasn’t touching his face, I was touching his hair, his beard, or measuring my 5’2 height against his 6’3. Had to literally clasp my hands together to stop🥹🥹🥹
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Is there not one honourable man remaining on the African continent?? 🤦♀️
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She's selling for 5k each round to whoever outrightly asks "how much", but you my humble mr-nice-guy has had her on talking stage for 6 months, spending 50k every weekend on dates getting to know her, feeding her son, and obliging to her "no sex before marriage" rule. Chai. 😭
GIST FOR THE TIMELINE. "I visited my guy a few days ago and met this 20-year-old single mother who lives in his compound. From the moment I saw her, I knew she was someone I could easily have. I told my guy about my interest, and while he encouraged me, he mentioned she had
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My timeline is a mess. On one hand I have Igbos cursing "Biafra" and wishing death on Kanu. On the other hand I have Igbos cursing "Obidiots" and wishing failure on Obi. How both groups manage to shit on their ancestral struggles and their future at the same time, is beyond me.
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The Talibans. My living legends. 🙏👏
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Avril does it again and again. Strong babe. Never needs a label or any feministic emblems to support underprivileged Nigerians irrespective of gender. We will probably curse her tomorrow and call her bad names as usual but today she'll have her flowers. 👏
So @avrilamaka asked me to pay school fees for some people. If you're in school and haven't paid your fees, post the evidence from your portal and let it reflect today's date.
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Tinubu & Sanwo are descendants of who? At least we know the "slaves" GRV descended from & they lived in Lagos for over 100 years. But who are the fathers of Tinubu & Sanwo? The slave talk is more funny because how do we know your family wasn't Malian immigrants 200 years ago?
You became instantly triggered, even though I never mentioned his name in my post. Obviously, you’re aware that GRV is not a Lagosian but a descendant of slave returnees.
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Horseshit! Marriages of virgins have the lowest divorce rate. Non-Virgin Marriages: 1-2 Partners: Had a higher divorce rate than virgins, but less so in recent decades. 10+ Partners: Had the highest divorce rate in the 2000s at 33% people who engage in premarital sex have a
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Why do you people make this a NEWS? A wedding is basically one more relationship where you both make more fake promises to yourselves in front of spectators. If you've already had multiple relationships and breakups in your life, a divorce is just one more of those for you. 🤷♀️
I AM OFFICIALLY DIVORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Men from ages past really hacked the code. They restricted "fortunate" women to the kitchen and forbade most from having public opinions. It got to the turn of my generation and we've worshipped actual prostitutes into believing they're functional members of society. My god! 💔🤦♀️
She said that virgins cannot make a good wife ....wow TRUE OR FALSE ?
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Anywhere there's wickedness and uselessness count us in. 😹
A 4-year-old boy in Primary One at Central School Enugwu Akwu Achi, Oji River, Enugu State, was locked in his teacher’s office as pvnishment after school closed at 2 pm and was only found around 10 pm when his parents raised the alarm, prompting the community to break the door
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"The United States knows who those people are, and I intend to hold them accountable." -Tinubu -Buhari -Atiku -El Rufai -Shettima -OBAMA Start investigating from this list & I promise you sir, you'll find the major investors in terrorism & Christians massacre in Nigeria. LFG.💪
Since 2009, over 50,000 Christians in Nigeria have been massacred, and over 18,000 churches and 2,000 Christian schools have been destroyed. It is the result of decisions made by specific people, in specific places, at specific times—and it says a great deal about who is
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God hasn't called a single person in this world. Evidence of this is how the religion of Christianity for instance has more than 5000 denominations, with Nigeria alone having more than 100 - each church claiming God called their oga meanwhile they all have different doctrines.🤷♀️
Pastor E.A Adeboye no dey among people wey god call.
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Imagine being a woman in Islam and talking about blasphemy. Madam, your existence itself is blasphemy. 😭
Western Education has done more harm than good to our society. Thats the reason some miscreants will commit blasphemy and some muslims will defend them. Any knowledge that will make me stand against my religion, ya Allah distant it from me 🙏🏼
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Female Jihadists make me laugh. You morons think you matter anywhere but in truth your men's dogs are more valuable than you according to your religion.
Western Education has done more harm than good to our society. Thats the reason some miscreants will commit blasphemy and some muslims will defend them. Any knowledge that will make me stand against my religion, ya Allah distant it from me 🙏🏼
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