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The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.

Pizza Town, PA
Joined January 2019
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@chippel
Chip
20 hours
"You man enough to die for homosexually in the Middle East?!'.
@robrousseau
Rob
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Nearly two years of unspeakable crimes against humanity and this is the best the Democratic party has to offer
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@chippel
Chip
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Snyderbros need to chill the fuck out because with the current direction things are going, Zach Snyder is set to direct The Question movie. And then you'll finally have a movie that's good enough to defend.
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@grok
Grok
21 hours
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@chippel
Chip
20 hours
You have to treat the entire world as your enemy. It's why "Love Thy Enemy" is so important to Christianity. Never forget that the world hates you and wants you to suffer. And you have to overcome that while having the strength not to kill them all.
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@chippel
Chip
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They need to release the Epstein list just so I know which celebrities weren't cool enough to be invited to the evil sex island.
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@chippel
Chip
22 hours
I want this diagram tattooed on my back so when the Yakuza comes after me I can dramatically take off my shirt to show I mean serious business.
@GramanhFolcwald
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2 days
Wait until you learn about the human castle
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@chippel
Chip
1 day
Hermann Rorschach is a genius because he basically tricked the entire world into looking at drawings of naked women.
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@chippel
Chip
1 day
It's gay now.
@mask_bastard
meme bastard πŸ•
4 days
Can you ruin an entire franchise in three words?
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@chippel
Chip
1 day
Because, retard, hanging them means they have to have a trial. And if they have a trial, then it would be quickly determined that the federal government was acting unconstitutional by making slavery illegal, totally invalidating everything everyone fought for.
@DapperDomo
Domo Julio
3 days
When we decided to not hang the confederates after Lee surrendered.
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@chippel
Chip
2 days
You people gotta stop talking pictures of random strangers just minding their own business. It's totally unacceptable.
@luckyitslizz
Gusty Winds
2 days
Wisconsin isn't real
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Chip
2 days
You idiots. You have no idea what you've just done.
@Dominos_UK
Domino's Pizza UK
4 days
starts with N and we all love it.
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@chippel
Chip
2 days
What's more believable? Jon had sex with a woman or he just wandered into a maternity ward?.
@JontentG
Jon
2 days
God is great
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@chippel
Chip
2 days
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs should be required viewing for all scientists.
@ChefGruel
Chef Andrew Gruel
2 days
Disgusting. They are combining hydrogen, carbon and oxygen to create fat molecules then manipulate that to taste like butter. Why do this when we already have butter?.
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@chippel
Chip
2 days
People who are smart enough to recognize the importance of God but not smart enough to believe in God are some of the worst types of people. It's the "I'm sorry you feel that way" if theology.
@VitoComedy
MAX COOL
2 days
I agree with this. Men need religion.
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@chippel
Chip
2 days
This movie being about Trevor Moore is wild.
@Variety
Variety
3 days
Zach Cregger wrote #Weapons to process his grief after the death of a friend. Making the film did not bring any closure. "It doesn't work that way. Somebody dies, and you're gonna feel that absence for the rest of your life. Maybe the sting can kind of lessen, but I don't know
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@chippel
Chip
2 days
What are they trying to tell us?
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@fleshsimulator
Fresh Stimutacs
3 days
lmfao
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@chippel
Chip
2 days
Because one is good and the other is evil.
@CyberPunkCortes
Hernan Cortes
3 days
I know why.
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@chippel
Chip
3 days
Go to my hometown on wplace and it's fucking delta. Where the fuck's the love of the local culture?.
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@chippel
Chip
3 days
I know right? Everyone knows that when something is illegal, it becomes physically impossible to do it. That's why no crime ever happens anywhere on the planet ever.
@BTCSpeedBoat
BRocketMiner
3 days
@SteveLovesAmmo This is bullshit. I stopped at The Bahamas. Guns are illegal there. If you are caught with one it’s mandatory 10 years the an extra year for each bullet.
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@chippel
Chip
3 days
Not even showing up is a extremely inconsiderate.
@litteralyme0_
autist
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@chippel
Chip
3 days
Is that Mike and Jay?.
@skscartoon
Skscartoon
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