Chip
@chippel
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The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.
Pizza Town, PA
Joined January 2019
I heard from a reliable source that there was a deleted scene in the Barbie movie where Margot Robbie is naked while deciding which outfit to wear but they CGI'd her so that she was all smooth like an actual Barbie doll.
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Churches fund food banks dumbass this is like calling your neighbor and bitching about your kid's homework being to hard because he pays school tax.
“You’re thinking we’re a food bank...we're a church”. Christian PR in the gutters right now.
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People blame capitalism for the crimes of migrants.
Jeremy Clarkson has suddenly discovered the inherent issues in capitalism...
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Coomerfags when they watch the Zelda movie and it's about a brave knight saving a pretty princess and not about Link getting ass raped by a Middle Eastern woman with a penis.
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I guaranfuckingtee this guy hasn't stopped thinking about Trump since 2014.
Alright I'll bite... Who is this Donald Trump guy everyone keeps talking about?
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All you fuckers ever do is post "My parents love me but are incapable of actually fixing my totally insane mental illnesses so now I hate them for even trying."
I once told my mum I was suicidal in highschool and she got angry at me and forced me to watch a news report about children dying and told me I should be grateful I'm not them
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I'm 30 and my girlfriend is 13.
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Liberals still use "gay" in a derogatory context because they still believe that there's something inherently wrong with it.
My 13 year old cousin is misogynist and sends me stickers like "women ☕" "women don't exist" so I texted him "are you gay"
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This is why their abortion rates are so higher they see the poster in the clinic and just assume the baby is gonna be White.
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I'm just gonna start calling people the N Word.
Stuff idiots love to say: >physiognomy >phenotype >ontologically evil >directionally correct (i.e. wrong) >suicidal empathy >midwit >spiritually ___ >from first principles >Nietzschean >agentic >you can just do stuff™ >longhoused >schizo- (as a prefix) >esoteric >builder
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What's funny is that he himself is taking the wrong lesson from Barbie. The actual take away is that Ken is astronomically more interesting of a character then Barbie.
Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies. “For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”
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Holy shit Captain Underpants really is just a baby book for 30 year olds with arrested development.
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A know a guy whose parents only fed him raw fruits and vegetables for his entire childhood and he grew up to be a pedophile so remember that the next time your kid asks for McDonald's.
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Retards forget that America is a post scarcity society shackled by White guilt and artificial capital so luxuries are cheap but living (if you're White) is expensive.
You want a house? Cool, cool. When are you gonna give up your $1,500 smartphone that you buy the new version of every year or so? When are you cancelling all your subscription services? When are you giving up Uber, and UberEats? When are you going to stop buying a $7
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"Look how the woman is contributing to the GDP and the capital of multibillionaires while the man has a mental health crisis over realizing the life that was promised to him by 300k years of society was robbed from him by said multi billionaires."
Love how the woman is going to work and actually contributing to society while the man is just schizophrenically rotting at home
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"And his name is Zack Snyder."
James Gunn lacks the capability to make something like this. It's the opposite of comedy and wacky stupid people in groups. For this you need to hire the most based person in Hollywood the rest can't stand
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