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@chineseengsays
Chinese Engineer
8 years
If my daughter gets a participation award, I taking it away from her and shoving it back up their asses!
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@chineseengsays
Chinese Engineer
8 years
Always look to your left and right before speaking about your waitress' recent ovary surgery..."how long until that area is good to go?"
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@chineseengsays
Chinese Engineer
8 years
A @LoveGhirardelli milkshake sounds so good rn! I would definitely pee through my butthole, but it would be soooo good rn!! #90degreesrn
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@chineseengsays
Chinese Engineer
8 years
CE: You have popcorn in your crotch. Asst: No, that's my thigh CE: Eh, close enough...
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@chineseengsays
Chinese Engineer
8 years
If you're fucking cold, wear a fucking sweater!
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@chineseengsays
Chinese Engineer
8 years
You guys are all idiots and you're doing it all wrong!
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