E. B. Torrey
@chinchllabikini
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don't trust the dime store Camille Paglia
Joined May 2014
I mean.... Arya has only ever said “I’m going to kill the queen.” She never said WHICH queen..... #GOT #GameofThrones #DemThrones
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#GOT prediction: Jamie Lannister will die, maybe not tonight but sometime in the next 3 episodes, and Arya will assume his face and kill Cersei as the “valonqar” #GameofThrones #DemThrones
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I mean I love them all but I gotta be #TeamPeppermint #RuPaulsDragRace
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A bus just drove through a puddle and splashed me! FINALLY PROOF I AM A CARRIE
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The Black nurse @ bus stop in Forrest Gump saying "my feet hurt" while Forrest tells her how his good fortune just fell in his lap = America
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It's devastating that they don't sing Oh My Mysterious Lady and you should definitely look that up on YouTube #PeterPanLive
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Meanwhile @BillCassidy suggests we could all be infected by ebola if someone develops symptoms on a 36-hr flight. TO THE MOON. #NEAUXcassidy
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This #LASenateDebate hurts my brain. Tea Party candidate literally just said RE: ebola: "Let's stop wjth all this 'I'm a doctor' nonsense."
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Saved by the Bell on @netflix is everything. Sports bra under jort overalls is my new look.
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On NPR today: a story about an LA restaurant that serves an app of "carrots, hay, white chocolate emulsion, ramps." PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP
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2) Somewhere, someone is eating something known as "Any'tizer Boneless Wingzz".
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1) @KimKardashian is publishing a coffee table book of her selfies.
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Things I learned while on the elliptical at the gym tonight:
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Post #TrueDetective , @wshametorrey (aka the future Mr. Bikini) keeps grabbing me around the waist and saying "Tell me about grandpa." NO.
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FINALLY came up with our wedding hashtag, guys: #kimandkanye
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Well, we're finally watching True Detective. Love how they hide what would surely be a big '95 Louisiana bush on Woody's mistress.
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