Prostate Fairy Tedesco
@chiltonism
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least delusional #bellesco shipper ✦ giulio sabbadin protection squad leader ✦ ben linus apologist (derogatory) ✦ iwtv ✦ conclave ✦ ghost (band) | COMMS OPEN ⬇️
clo | they | intp | mid 20s
Joined October 2022
Art thread because I’ve decided not to give a fuck about the clutter in my media tab anymore 🧵. [segregated by fandom].
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And something needs to happen. Something that us humans don’t really care about but it’s something very serious to flies. Like being stuck in a can or a bottle like one of the comments said. Like one of those dreamworks movies.
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Turns out, it wasn’t 💀 You saw the signs.
@chiltonism hi, love the post, quick question, is everything ok at home🫶.
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This but I need it to be romantic through the lens of a fly like one day Bellini just appreciates how good Tedesco looks with his bulgy bug eyes and it drives Bellini insane that the hairs on Tedesco’s body is thinner than his. And how the patterns on his wings look good etc etc.
Bellesco flies AU. Bellini is a city fly and Tedesco is a country fly. They meet at the farmers’ market. They get into a fight, then when one of the vendors tries to swat them both, Bellini takes one of Tedesco’s legs and they flee. Fly!Bellini helps Fly!Tedesco navigate the city
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I swear to god if someone wrote one of my stupid Bellesco AUs… even just 500 words… I would spiral.
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I have this vision of a crackfic of them as inanimate objects but the plot is so good you’d think the author is wasting their skills on a fucking Bellesco pot x kettle AU.
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Would y’all hear me out if I say I really want at least the Bellesco flies AU to be an actual fic on ao3? I just want one Bellesco crackfic of them as insects/bugs please guys.
bellesco week but the prompts are only the most unhinged among the au ideas dropped by @chiltonism.
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RT @HELEBING_: bellesco week but the prompts are only the most unhinged among the au ideas dropped by @chiltonism.
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RT @chiltonism: @nrpi__ @ddungderepente Bellesco/Tuccillitto crowd really the strongest soldiers out there we just keep holding on to nothi….
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RT @chiltonism: HIS FUCKING TEETH MAN GOD FUCK TEETH KINK IS A THING??? I CAN’T BELIEVE HUMANS ARE REAL.
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RT @chiltonism: People calling Bellesco shippers insane for making an alternate universe where Bellini and Tedesco are teeth, meanwhile thi….
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Yeah I support Bellesco because it’d be the funniest thing to happen to liberal cardinal Aldo Bellini I finally figured it out.
I specifically support terrificgreen because it's the funniest thing that can ever happen to Mr Terrific.
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Carlo = Aldo (Maria) Martini = Bellini. Yosb saw right through Harris’ shit.
lmao im a fake aldo bellini fan is his middle name truly maria tho? i sincerely forgot about this part in the book bro.
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These mosquitoes are spawns of demons guys you don’t even realize you’ve been bitten until the bites start itching. Like they got silencers but for sucking??? Phantom proboscis.
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I got 20,000 mosquito bites and I’m going to die from the itch.
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7pm and I’m getting murdered by mosquitoes and I FORGOT TO BRING MY ANTIHISTAMINE WITH ME AND IT’S RAINING BALLS OUTSIDE.
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“im screaming, it sounds like im getting murdered” what the fuck is that bald man doing to him lmaooooooo.
i saw one of those shitty twt ig reposts and i thought Wow. Lawresco so i shittily edited it ❤️
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