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you are all insane.

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@chillmj_
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7 years
you're thick, 10 guys will like you but your problem is the guy that only likes slim girls.. lol
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"why you cockblockin me talking to your friend?" first of all, she told me to
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3 years
as she mf should
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Ugandan singer @IamVinka appears to kick out at a fan who tried to touch her private parts during a performance in South Sudan
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4 years
This is why American homes are £25
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Him: LOL look at your wig Her: that's why your dad left your ma and never called you on your birthday, cause you disrespectful
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6 years
when bae eats without you
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Girls really get in the best shape of their life and then get pregnant
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Twitter showing me tweets from people I don't follow is ruining my Twitter experience
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Burna Boy and Stefflondon?
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4 years
RIP Guy Fawkes
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6 years
"if it appreciates, buy it if it depreciates, lease it" - Paul Getty, Billionaire
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5 years
A lot of men don't care about women having 'a belly' or a lot of women would get no play
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@ThatGuyDaryl 😂 they're literally all wood it's crazy
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6 years
hermes could never
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6 years
pay £90k for 2 meetings with Bill Gates, just being in his presence will give me the keys the real will understand
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How would you turn £100k into £200k in one year?
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5 years
If you feel like the majority of men care about stretch marks, bellies, uneven boobs you haven't met men, and it shows
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4 years
Yes
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Oxtail or Curry Goat?
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6 years
i have never re-fancied someone i stopped fancying
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6 years
imagine trying to sleep and your neighbour doing all this shit
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4 years
Because divorce is legal and accepted. Next
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What y’all think? 👀
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2 years
i hope @Jadakingdom apologises to his gf because this was so outrageous
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Update: The 17-year-old son of Freddie Trone has been arrested in connection to PnB Rock's shooting. The son was reportedly the shooter, and Freddie drove the getaway car. They were already there, which means PnB likely wasn’t targeted via social media
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5 years
The "speaking of which.." kills me every time because @Ghanasfinestx was not done 🤣
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5 years
@notyourorder @ItsSaabyra @TorrezDesrae That part. Everyone ignores Jamaica actually being called Xaymaca which has nada to do w Africa lol
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3 years
theyd ask what happened before the recording started 😒
@Oloni
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I wish God could run the tape of the harassment women have faced in the hands of men. Because a lot of you are not listening
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3 years
@ShakailaElise genuinely pissed me off, honestly
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4 years
caribbean households are equal opportunity boi. everyone washing, cleaning and cooking lol
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5 years
Sooooooo many pretty women I see why men cheat
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6 years
dollhouse london has the worst wig youtube reviews i've ever seen omds
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4 years
People love to "banter" Caribbean people but it's just Jamaicans :/ I ent seen ONE thing that relates to Trini, Bajan, Vincencian etc negative stereotypes.
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5 years
Of all the things I could have possibly expected, this was not one of them
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1 year
death. DEATH to staged videos. it’s enough now
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8 years
it takes approx 23 mins to cross, for £20,000 would you?
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4 years
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4 years
Omg, this is essential viewing
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7 years
@ajplus "possible"
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6 years
roses are red violets are blue
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3 years
tory’s fans and the people that dont fuck w him are two dif groups lool
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I thought Tory was cancelled? Or is it just a thing ppl say on social media to look morally righteous? You lot are more flippy flappy than Ronaldinho 😂
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6 years
my PT putting me through hell
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8 years
when your phone's connected to speakers downstairs and you realise why you can't hear the porn scene
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3 years
because they are mad they don't remember what havoc men cause when football isn't on
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Why do people want football cancelled so bad?
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8 years
@TheSun has the gran seen her neck? mistaken for sisters I think not
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7 years
you're slim, 10 guys will like you but you take issue with guys that only like thick women.. lol
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7 years
you're broke, women date you regardless, but you have an issue with the woman who wants her man to pay for things lol
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5 months
how can tropical fusion repost this? lol
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5 years
@Oloni Maybe that was their caption 💀🤣
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5 years
Nah the Caribbean is something bloody else
@westindimade
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😩💀I’VE OFFICIALLY SEEN IT ALL, WHERE IS THIS?
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6 years
@Unkle_K listen i ent finna be dateless at the school disco
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9 years
ladies, would you wear on your wedding day?
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4 years
If 'African aunties' aren't offended that's their own. Jamaicans can be offended and not have to be offended on behalf of everyone else you run jokes on :/
@TomMoutchi
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4 years
Famalam is a sketch show that plays on all stereotypes... I believe the show is not one for selective humour. It’s very interesting that no one was outraged when we exaggerated the stereotypes of the African aunties? Or the Midsomer Murders? Very telling in my opinion..
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8 years
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BURNA BOY WAS SOOOO HIGH
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6 years
caribbean womeeeeeeen 💕😩
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@QuickTempaa You're actually here to destroy
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6 years
Some people's son is crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry. And the only way to feed him is to, date a man from Twitter with a little bit of money
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@PuddiSRC when i’m not road
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5 years
This actually makes me so angry
@Oloni
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*TW sexual assault* - Stealthing" is a term that describes when a man removes a condom during sex despite agreeing to wear one. It’s extremely bad, and I wish it was treated as bad as rape.
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7 years
oloni's threads just show me, even though i think i am living my best life, i am not
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5 years
women: i would like my man to... men: YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED
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5 years
Londoners are often not as friendly as other cities because of the pressures of living in London. People that don't live here should be considerate of that.. and stand on the fucking right of the escalators
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a mood a motto a lifestyle
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I can tell a man is 5'8 from his photo
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7 years
anyway, read my bio
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no because when i saw THIS from a “band”, i couldnt believe my eyes
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4 carnival bands have been taken off road for nhc 24 but what bands 🤔
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6 years
thick dark women >>
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@TheJ2ocean Not Baba Yaga 🤦🏿‍♀️
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6 years
have you noticed beautiful black men with money don't care about that stuff at all?
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@ProfessorKumi he's a parody account now 🤣
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@Oloni yes, even the new powerpuff black girl has hips/more developed than the others (she's their older sister however)
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Victoria Secret could never
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FUZION MAS x LIV CARNIVAL 😻
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@PuddiSRC cute for sure
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soca makes me sooooooooooooooo happy 😭
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carnival body's legit any body that can whine lollll
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If you wait until you're rich to do certain things you may just die without the experience
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Grenada KFC reigns supreme, as the best KFC on the planet. I don't make the rules
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when someone you're not attracted to is willing to give you everything you want
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telling kids they can’t wear expensive clothes is damaging and discriminatory
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i get unreasonably irritated when people “anon pls” 🤣 GOD
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if this emoji 🤣 was a person:
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It seems like a lot of these women don't think about what will happen after what they want happens 😂😓
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Fish stew.
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Sigh
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Kodak disrespected a man, they just ain't wanna say it lol
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@Milenasanchezx the wind even came for you!!! yassssss hunny
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@usopen @MariaSharapova 🗣 drug cheat and she's getting "welcome back" LOOOOOOOL
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Every night, before we sleep song, "let me suck yo tittiss baby, oooohhh"
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Ladies, if your man started gaining weight and becoming less attractive to you, what would you say or do?
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it’s so ridic i read somewhere that countries that teach their kids sex ed from young (like 5) have the lowest rates of STIs and teen pregnancies
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The government need to do better if they want to lower STI’s and pregnancies. Sexual content is so accessible to teenagers today and they’re being guided by myths and misinformation instead of being educated properly
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this is how you turn lemons into champagne
@IvorianDoll_
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Rumours OUT NOW😭
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when men agree with you, you know you wrong
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@ProudCaribbean - @m_relle designed this for Release D Riddim worn by @dujra_
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is WSTRN’s
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H A R D E S T A L B U M O U T
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cardi's not being fake though that's how she is as a person. if she was putting on an act azelia would be valid but she's literally just bashing her for who she actually is lol
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when she's gone off the henny and you ask who she's slept with
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the amount of missed opportunities because of fear, not this year. not again
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many many many studies/personal accounts of this
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A motherfucking what??
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women are not playing hard to get they're just not attracted to you
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british people dont mind suffering if it means people they dislike also suffer. it’s SADISTIC
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