“He could be smoking a cigarette bringing the ball up the court and I’d still sign Luka to the max”.

RT @whispyws: oh no $250 million to work on the coolest thing ever.

RT @Leb_Zeppelins: “We’ll check in with Mr. Beast at halftime”

RT @joeybagovdonuts: @MySportsUpdate Is that entrapment.

Buying the ray ban meta glasses exclusively to munch box.

RT @SopranosWorld: Steve Ballmer and Kawhi setting up his no-show job

#ChilliDawged

I love my motorola, i love my motorola…i love my motorola!!!.

So chronically online that I read this as “Mary Kate Cornett” at first #would.

Chilli dawg has absolutely painted the toilet bowl at target more times than he cares to admit.

Went here and they said you’re the owner @tuckercsnaq

RT @CoachDawg34: @_MLFootball @lexiosborne @Xommanders @TheRealCoach_JB @dandakich @LeVeonBell @StephieSmallls @_jason_777 @KennyKing_Jr @R….

OT i didn’t know you were strapped like that!

Did they rig the games today for Corso?.

RT @angrybirdfan78: Not enough people are talking about this movie and it’s making me sick. You got a star studded cast - Matt Damon is col….

RT @timeimmemorial_: Uncle June and Nas (2002). 📸 Jonathan Mannion

Me in the league where I have the worst record in the history of it’s existence: “fantasy football is gay you’re all nerds for being better than me”. Vs me in the league where I’m coming off back to back playoff appearances:

For reference:

When the hot cashier says the spaghetti sauce i bought looks good she’s basically asking to get skullfucked right?.

RT @DijonGruden: I still believe in Tommy Mellott.