Simon Dieu
@chiefofcakes
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CCO | We deliver cakes, automatically, everytime an employee has a birthday🎂🎈 | Documenting our journey at @fdotinc
Joined October 2025
Just landed in SF to join @fdotinc with our Norwegian unicorn cake biz. 🦄🍰 Immediately dropped our entire Go-to-Market strategy on the floor. The 5-second rule applies to $8,000 items, right? #FoundersInc #SFTech #FailFast #BuildingInPublic #startup
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A lil teaser on Albo's launch party over @fdotinc's Artifact festival, pull up this Friday to Fort Mason to say hi! Stay tuned for the official Albo v2 launch...
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introducing detectif(dot)ai Protect yourself and your family from deepfake scams instantly know if a call is actually from your loved ones
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VIBECODERS LISTEN UP Add https://t.co/Fk2LKIbReo into your workflow to see your vibe coded architecture in real time
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we simulate prospect responses for cold outreach. link in bio
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ahdusiowqahsdkjdgsagus Oh sh*t, sorry That gibberish was just typed by the birthday cake Daymaker automatically delivered to my desk🎂This is what happens when employee celebrations actually arrive on time. It’s messy, but we love the chaos. Note to self: send napkins next time
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asked @sama what ai is accidently said gpt-5 is not agi he got mad af, recorded it https://t.co/9CzAQA7oyB
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want to be the next Palantir? we can get you a government contract. reach out
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Week 1 recap @fdotinc 1) 15 installs -> 2.5k on VS Marketplace and Open VSX 2) Improved the IDE extension based on feedbacks and finished the MCP Server MVP 3) Met hella cool people This is just the beginning 🔥
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NEVER WATCH A "HOW TO" YOUTUBE TUTORIAL AGAIN every intern i worked with was doomed. Constantly bouncing between chatbots and their screen when they got stuck, asking “what do i do next?” introducing Ourguide desktop task guidance AI that can see your screen and show you where
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I’m an RFP geek. I read RFPs like crime scenes. If it says “you must”, I assume it’s a trap until proven otherwise. What’s the most ridiculous “must” you’ve seen? #Procurement #AI #EnterpriseAI #RFPgeek
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