Joburg! We are there this week.

The US will put a 30% tariff on South African goods?!. Does this mean we will pay more to listen to Tbo Touch's accent?.

Ramaphosa's to do list about top level police corruption:.1) be shocked.2) apply his mind.3) start a commission.4) ignore findings of commission.5) repeat 1 - 4.

Live tour!.July 10 - 13: Joburg.July 24 & 25: Strand.August 7: Sedgefield.August 8: George.August 9: Prince Albert.August 15: Cafe Roux CT.Sept 11: Howick.Sept 12 - 21: Durban.October 2: East London.October 3: Gqeberha.October 5: St Francis Bay.Tickets:

Is the Minister of Police a criminal?

.@StandardBankZA is doing more for arts in South Africa than the whole ‘Minister of Arts’ @GaytonMcK . @artsfestival

Youth Unemployment is South Africa's REAL PROBLEM. Full podcast up with @YouthCapitalSA out NOW:

RT @Monte_Theatre: NEXT WEEK ONLY at Montecasino.Conrad Koch & Chester Missing.PUPPET POWER. “Frenzied hilarity” The List UK, .“Brings the….

RT @DanCorderOnAir: I imagine the response to today’s podcast is going to be totally normal on here

What John Steenhuisen actually left.

Live tour:

Live tour dates, venues and tickets:

Helen Zille says the DA is leaving!

ANC double standards.

DA: We are leaving!.ANC: Ok. DA: We will leave tomorrow!!!!!!.ANC: Ok. DA: We have left!.ANC: The GNU?.DA: No, don't be crazy, when did we say that? .ANC: What did you leave?.DA: The WhatsApp group.

RT @AxolileNotywala: Had a sit down with Chester talking mostly Cape Town politics. Last time I had a chat with this tjatjarag 😅 puppet was….

The left has failed poor people in South Africa. What now? Social justice activist speaks out. REAL TALK with Chester Missing podcast, with guest Axolile Notywala:

Ramaphosa reshuffling his cabinet like a 60% party but has a 40% mandate. He's like those uncles who think their Louis Vuitton turns them from a 3 into an 8.

Hey Helen Zille, I, a puppet, could easily answer why people very fairly call you toxic, and how an adjustment in tone would completely change how your message is received. But you seem to love only getting feedback from people who already agree with you.

Imagine being forced to go to school in a second language?!