at the gym without my apple watch. does this literally mean I bought ratatouille for nothing

Sam just said she would fuck her cousin

there a few joys in life greater than a seared mushroom and a sautéed onion I tell you what

DJ X just said “I got a potential new match for you, Charlie Puth.” oh !

okay FINE I’ll watch the gay hockey show

I love going to small shows bc wdym we’re waiting on the lighting guy to finish his brisket sandwich

Ezra has hit his choreographic peak with this paso doble it was like very good????

Joseph and Adam finding out it’s a non elimination leg!!!!😭 (I thought we weren’t doing any non elimination legs this season but whatever I’m glad they’re still in it)

lmao I love the amazing race Eric saying “oh I see it!” to the largest building in the country that’s no more than 200 yards in front of them too good

ugh I love hearing Black & Gold in public we all could use small reminders of the glory days of dance am I right ladies

my favorite part about Halloween is faceid not recognizing anyone when they try to Apple Pay

this has been the month of the moody center and I ain’t mad about it!!!!!!!!!!

hey y’all I’m conducting a survey what’s the most repulsive thing you’ve seen couples do while waiting in line I just witnessed a girl flossing her boyfriends teeth

I nominate Austin, TX for the have a singular street not under construction challenge😍

my Spotify AI DJ saying he has some country up next for me and proceeds to play Slim Pickins by Sabrina carpenter and The Giver by Chappell… right, right

Barret Layne trying to Shazam a live song that lorde is singing in front of us…

“It is so exhausting being this stupid y’all” - Jordan Tinker

has anyone put the Ben Platt cover of Diet Pepsi on Spotify yet

me when I didn’t buy ANYTHING from the Parke X Set Active drop today #strength #courage #bravery

cannot believe I’m saying this but the Ring Doorbell app is going crazy tonight (positive connotation) spectrum internet is down and suddenly everyone is a comedian??