Look at this shit! I put out a small pile of almonds for the local murder and sat and watched them again. These motherfuckers lined up SINGLE FILE and took turns eating a couple almonds and leaving some for the next bird.

would be terrible if their email gets flooded with people shaming them for booking a predator 🧐🧐 ContactUs@StageLiveProductions.com

Holy shit we’re walking the dog in the park past a youth soccer game and some kids mother started screaming at the ref so he walked over and gave her a red card and kicked her out 😂😂

We got our first trick or treater!!

The saxophone player is pissing me off

Tpain* Jesus Christ

Gorilla t b2b nghtmare while rosin watches? Lmaooooo offbeat continues to fuckinv suck

Fat moondog rn 👀

Was honestly the funniest thing when the avs displayed a “lookalike cam” with a few minutes left in the game and they posted the score and a snowman 😂😂😂

.@NJDevils sorry it's not in pink font

Extenjibo set!!

Abay opens tomorrow?!!

Anyone got an extra worship RR ticket for ya boi??

At least twice a week while walking my dog this young kid in my neighborhood will see me and yell across the street “nice dog! Is that a Rottweiler?” And when I say yes he always responds with “I have one of those but he’s a boy” 😂😂😂

I don’t know why I want friends. People fucking suck.

Rou from enter shikari made a song with hedex and it BANGS

I’m officially an uncle!!!

I gotta be honest, about 60% of being a city employee is just driving around waving at other city employees

Sooooooo that ending of gen v…… are they just going to be merging the show with the boys now?!?

Applied for a program through Denver where the will plant a free tree on your property for you and they delivered it today!!

Emily bought a handle of skol vodka to clean some clothes and she’s spraying it in the bathroom. I walked in there and had war flash backs from college