@SparklySnarkery Ah, Twitter, a never ending game of popping out of the woodwork to ask, "Are you my people?!?!" And hoping they don't shriek and then back away slowly.

Nellie in the path of totality.

I’ve been away. (A month out of state with hospitalized in-law and then funeral.). I missed camping in the bluebonnets this weekend. Instead, espresso & flowers at my friend’s this morning.

Happy Pi Day. My breakfast pie looks a little funny. Even though Long’s Bakery in Indianapolis has Pie on their outside sign and inside menu board, they apparently only have them at Christmas now days. Raspberry danish. I’ll search further afield after I’m done visiting hospital

Awww. I made the dragon scarf in my picture on here fourteen years ago today.

Taking my Girl Scouts camping for the last time. Kiddo graduates this year. Thank f— we’re in the lodge instead of the cabin with the outdoor winter trek to the bathroom at 3 AM. Lol

I was yesterday years old when I saw a bergamot and immediately went “It’s been a citrus this WHOLE TIME?!?!” (Lol I only knew it was something in Earl Grey. )

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The clouds were so amazing they were ridiculous. @brambleLore @grongar @laurelsbooks

Home again home again jiggety jig jig. I bought a small raisin pie at the Amish cheese house, peach ice cream at the peach barn, even more quilting fabric and nothing else particularly exciting today.

Still in Indiana. Waffling on when I’m leaving. Maybe in the morning, though 0% packed, OF COURSE. Sis just suggested I stay and help corral children at her church tomorrow. Welp looks like I’m throwing everything in the car and leaving in the morning. 😂

Lol so I had a breaded pork tenderloin because I’m in Indiana and a small chocolate malt at lunch and at dinner I was like “yeah no, I’m not eating anything, I think I’m still full from Wednesday? But I totally had Indiana sweet corn because that’s the best and I miss it.

but never fear, the other drive-in in the tiny town was still open and even though they called them Monster Nachos, they were close enough.)

My mother complaining about not eating enough fruits and vegetables, etc on our trip to North Carolina. Me: I will take you wherever you want to go for lunch. My mother: I want a Nqchos supreme from tiny town drive-in. (They had the audacity to close for the season yesterday,

We’re headed North and have only stopped 85 times. I was getting drowsy so sister is driving for a bit. Lol my large latte did not do the trick this morning. Somewhere in West Virginia.

Last night I was 100% “I thought we were in the South? What happened to bless your heart” and then I was like, let me just pull these gloves off and start winding up.

But I was like most importantly it’s none of your gd business. And you work in a gd doctors office. Don’t say that shit to people. She did apologize to sis & mother of bride. But omfg.

I ever so politely and thoroughly eviscerated her over cocktails at the reception tonight. I got so many pointed jabs in, I am still patting myself on the back.

Okay, so *usually* I keep a tight rein on my wicked tongue. But omfg if you poke the bear by coming for my people, I will fucking lie in wait & gut you. A wedding guest made a sanctimonious wrong loud assumption about bil’s medical condition Sis & cousin were conversing about.

Good ol' Rocky Top Rocky Top, Tennesseeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!! (Had to change it up from my OK!lahommmmmaaaaaaaa!!!)