cheesecake & crying
@cheesecakecryin
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📣 2 mamas on a mission to rebuild the lost village through humour, encouragement & community! ✌🏻
Ontario, Canada
Joined August 2019
Santa is cool and all but we all know Mrs. Claus has Santa’s stuff all packed and the reindeer ready to go while Santa spends 45 mins pooping right before the sleigh takes off.
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“Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like no one wants to work these days” - me to the laundry that won’t put away itself.
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The day after daylight savings just hits different. Like a truck
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People who say “enjoy every moment” have clearly never had to get kids ready to leave the house before.
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My toddler just hesitantly took a bite of the dinner I spent an hour making, paused and then proudly proclaimed “I don’t hate it!” This is a 5 star rating in the toddler community.
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The only gaslighting I support is parents turning on the fake New Years countdowns for kids that Netflix so kindly provides
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The CDC says they still love us but aren’t IN love with us anymore
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The CDC says stop, drop, shut em down open up shop
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My New Years resolution is to become a person who remembers to take my giant bag of reusable bags into the grocery store with me instead of always forgetting them in the car and then buying more reusable bags at the checkout which then just adds to the giant bag of reusable bags
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The kids just “helped” me wrap some presents, so if anyone needs me I’ll be rocking back and forth in my closet for the next few hours. 🤪
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Me getting everyone in the family breakfast and dressed for the day. Me a few minutes later wondering why I feel so hungry when we just had breakfast. Me remembering I got everyone else something to eat and forgot myself.
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My husband just put a bowl in the sink immediately after I emptied the dishwasher in front of him. So, this is how my villain origin story begins…
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Hey parents of multiple kids who celebrate Christmas, Count your kids presents. I can guarantee you there’s one you bought more for because they are easy. And now you need to go shopping again so you have equal gifts for all. Sincerely, “I had to do this” mom.
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If you’re stressed about money or getting the “right” gifts for your small children this holiday season…just know one time my Dad drew a face on an orange and my toddler carried it around and ignored every other “toy” until it started to mold and I had to throw it out.
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No YOU stayed up until after midnight drinking wine alone & gleefully watching a corny yet delightful Christmas movie with Brooke Shields & Scottish accents & a really cute dog.
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Sometimes it’s still hard to tell the difference between a typical day in the life of a SAHM & panorama related bs. Today it was both. And yes, the panny is still a thing.
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Me thinking I should cut down on screen time for the kids this month* @PrimeVideo releases the Paw Patrol movie for streaming Yep maybe next month
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How to have a night out with a mom friend in the winter: 1.Schedule it around work schedules, kids’ sports & activities. 2.Reschedule b/c one of your kids is sick. 3.Repeat step 2 approx. 17 more times. 4.Get a new dream.
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