@golf_cart_guy @linkuus

imagine your greatest nemesis is called eggy hatchy . now you know what it’s like to be me

yikes. unfollowing her now. was a huge fan of her sending an unseen servant to burn down her house. was not aware she brought her hairy baby to the bar.

going outside was a big mistake my entire lower back has fully locked up

yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his company that’s holding up half the city’s infrastructure and charities that help anyone that needs it. was not aware he was a bat furry.

had a dream sabrina carpenter was gay and i am choosing to interpret that as a sign directly from god

having autism isn’t about being really good at things it’s about seeing someone sign something on a tv show and getting excited because it’s a g2 pilot, the best pen that exists

first drawing in a while ! messing around w sketching in purple and i like it so much

was anyone gonna tell me that holding down a ruler so you can use an x acto knife to cut paperboard is like a evil workout for the post op body . because i feel like i just did one william bench presses with only my left arm

don’t let me into your heart and mind i will beam gregorian chanting directly into your skull

doctor i’m trying to see is so popular i responded to a wait list offer within 10 minutes and it was gone . please . doctor appoinment

you’re all being saved from falling in love with me because i don’t look good blonde because if i did i’d have a wealwell cosplay in the works as we speak

i forgot being depressed makes you awful to be around . sorry everyone in my vicinity

i have got to start drawing again . and making crafts

i’m living the blue man group origin story

new symptom just dropped my arms are turning blue and cold and tingly . i’ll let yall know if i die

what’s the evolutionary reason for getting itchy it seems bad and wrong because now i want to peel my skin off

never get top surgery and then sneeze

update it’s not like this on my computer what the fuck is going on

i'm seated. the barnes & noble employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not june 30th, 2026 yet" but i'm simply too seated

is this happening to everyone else or