Don’t forget, kids: The ocean will always be stronger than you.

Didn’t expect to be in the ER today for a tick bite, but that was an unexpected stop this morning. But I ended up with a cool Halloween mask and spent the day with my wonderful wife, even if I ended up with oysters for lunch instead of scallops.

So I have decided. Two days a month I am going to get political, I need an outlet to vent. I will give ample warning to those who don’t want to see political things so they can mute me for those 2 days. I appreciate your support

This

Well, I think I decided to pull a fence over the next few days

I recommend this. It’s like a combination of The Evil Dead, The Shining and Misery

Is it odd that it wasn’t the kids or administrative aspect that made me want to change my trajectory away from teaching? It was my child development class.

Fear should not be a staple of any kid's diet.

What does it mean when people say fw on here?

Tiny dog dressed as a donkey meets a baby donkey https://t.co/4H6RFaaPwG

“We aw apex pwedatos”

Charley fact: I don’t like sloths

Just had quite a phone call with my therapist and not sure how I’m feeling

Holy crap, wasn’t expecting the sun.

So today’s project: I’ma take my saw and cut two lines in the floor of the great room and relay that goddamn Lifeproof floor

PRINCESS TOMATO AND THE SALAD KINGDOM!!!!

Can I introduce you, please, to a lump of cheddar cheese

Due to this unplanned trip out tonight, I would currently eat the asshole out of a dead rhino

So, backstory His school is having a bonfire and he asked to go at the last minute and we said no and he got all pissy and he told my wife on the way home from his game that he was meeting a girl there so we were like “um, okay”

I also let my sons know that I currently have a favorite child because my oldest told me that my hat makes me look like Hugh Jackman

So… I just dropped off my youngest to his first date