charles engle
@charlesengle13
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I’m attracted to ppl that never grow up, I’m a Peter-Pansexual.
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“I’m just going to have a couple of nachos” . *wakes up naked in field*.
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My gf got off birth control and is learning how to reduce period symptoms naturally. She has to eat a certain way, sleep a certain way, constant work. Vaginas are like boats. Fun to ride in, but the maintenance makes me so happy I don’t have one.
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My gf got off birth control and is learning how to reduce period symptoms naturally. She's eating a certain way, sleeping a certain way, constant work. Vaginas are like boats. Fun to ride in, but the maintenance makes me so happy I don't own one.
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Nothing freezes time more than someone singing a song badly.
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Always a few stray birds in airports. It’s like they’re mocking us. They’re like “Just a reminder, we can fly whenever we want, enjoy your thumbs dicks”.
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Porn Story! Charles Engle Comedian via @YouTube .#comedy #standup #porn #car #bluetooth #funny #meme #jokes #standupcomedy #comedycentral #firstdate #date #mom.
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So easy finding an apartment in NY now. Used to be impossible. My first place in NYC was a literal 1 car garage that I shared with another guy. Now you're viewing apartments and landlord will be like."Sign today, get 4 months free, and you get to be on the Yankees".
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