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@chaoticwhorror
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professional cumedian ♡ 25
the local bar
Joined April 2022
my friend just sent me a photo of me from a few months ago if me hugging some random ass man… don’t drink kids
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funny context of it all with this tweet is he was the roommate i fucked
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adding this one too to the thread
@chasethemikey that time i fucked the manager of my favorite bar too
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do yall remember that one time i came on this app and told everyone i fucked my uber driver, still my best story
Tell me a story that sounds fabricated but is 100% true. (Sex edition) Don’t air me. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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one day i’m gonna have to take out my facial piercings and idk how to feel about that
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idk this might be one of my favorite movies this year
First trailer for ‘MARGO'S GOT MONEY TROUBLES’, starring Elle Fanning, Michelle Pfieffer and Nick Offerman. The series follows a pregnant college dropout who starts an unique OnlyFans account to make money fast. Releasing April 15 on Apple TV.
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me and my favorite bar fr
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it’s women’s month, send that cute girl you follow $100
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context matters: https://t.co/VdYuVc6bso
@chasethemikey for context: i’m adding all my doctors numbers to my phone and i like to put emojis next to people’s names so im tryna figure out what to put next to my gynecologist
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Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
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i use to do lines before work and now i’m scared to take a 10mg melatonin bc i smoked a little to much weed and think imma be loopy
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