accidentally looked decent

put on a kurti and jhumkas after ages and suddenly everything made sense

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

ab to daily daba ke modak thuse jaayenge 😋👌.

people who call without texting about it first genuinely scare me. no foreplay?? going all the way in without warning me?? :(.

certified aloobhujiyapaglu.

refreshing twitter instead of punching walls is just kua and khaayi situation.

i fell asleep on the bus today and the conductor clearly didn’t want to touch me for understandable reasons so he reached over me and banged on the window my head was on man i thought the world was ending.

im glad yalls parents rawdogged it cuz yall r such cool mutuals.

toothaches make me feel 14 again.

mai face to face argue nahi kar sakti because all that goes inside my head is “abhi iss champu ke naak me ungli kardu kya” 😞.

hyderabad is so unserious imagine being named after biryani.

last night the neighbours above me had a good time.

to be loved is to be seen

every man that i come across gets connected with a dog breed in my mind.

need my guardian angel to stop doing drugs dawg i need you real quick.

woke up so chidchidi maine bina dekhe old spice shaving cream se brush karliya.

RT @KlLLUA69: i feel like im in an episode of House the way i have different diagnosis every single day.

purani galtiyon se seekh ke nayi galtiyaan karo.

curd rice i need you to fuck me. eating you isn't enough.

can i pspspspsps money?.

why do people think you're like a pervert if ur interested in how people smell like oh i'm so weird for caring about one of my 5 senses.