You know who else was a carpenter with an inspiring message?

I heard if Iowa goes blue Steve Kornaki will do the pommel horse.

“would it be enough “i will literally if i could never smash the phone give you peace?” of anybody who talks shit about you.”

The best thing about the internet after getting ordained is commenting, “as a pastor I love this!” on trans affirming, anti-white nationalism, and pro Gaza stuff.

"I have concepts of a plan" - Trump on health care (and basically everything)

screaming “GOOD ANSWER” at the tv for kamala like a contestant on family feud

I just need a dog to tell me if it’s a bones day or not.

Not them panning to a man putting his Invisalign in. #DNC

Forgive me if I speak my native Evangelical for a moment and say it almost feels like the spell is broken, winter is over, and Aslan is on the way.

The Tim Walz New Heights episode is gonna be so good. @newheightshow

On lighter note, Tim Walz is your average Middle Eastern uncle on a Sunday bbq “oh you are vegetarian… no problem, here’s some chicken kabob.”

She’s “The Man” coded and he’s “So Hugh School” She is our Taylor swift rhetorical queen and he’s our Travis Kelce one syllable word king.

It is @JesseHersh8’s internet and we are all just living in it.

Is this how we make America great again?

See and this is why I think we will win.

This is nothing like the presidential fitness test I did growing up.

Jill Biden for Edith Wilson!

I find the “Joe had a bad debate but he’s still much better than Trump” line so offensive. No Democrat — literally no Democrat — is saying “oh I’m with Trump now.” We’re saying we have better Democratic options to beat Trump, and beating Trump is absolutely essential.

THIS IS NOT TAYLOR'S VERSION?!? WHAT DOES IT MEANNNN #ParisTSTheErasTour