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You bring a toddler to an important meeting when you are the boss and want people to know it.

The most powerful guy in any room  like that is always the least formally dressed. Adding a toddler to the mix added insult to injury. You don't bring a toddler to your bosses office for an improtant meeting.

Musk showed up to the oval office wearing a ball cap, T-shirt, and towing a kid. He did this because it is the ultimate power play and shows everybody who is paying attention that Musk is the one in charge.

So many things I want to tweet about this that would get me banned. No one has ever deserved it more than Tarrio.

DOGE Staffer Known as ‘Big Balls’ Reportedly the Grandkid of a KGB Spy

I still think about Paris and Nicole on that show with the sonic fast food lol

Trump is Anti-GTA6 and I won't stand for it

Sometimes I think about the sound of Bob Ross's paint brush just tapping that canvas. Not his voice or what he's saying but the noise from the brush.

Sherrone Moore says that Jim Harbaugh will no longer be the honorary captain for the Aug. 31 game. Says he decided to stay “in the foxhole” with the Chargers instead of taking a “deep, long bow.”

Normal, mundane days may not be exciting, but they provide a sense of stability and comfort that can't be found elsewhere. Coming home to my loving family is the highlight of my day, every day.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Trump voters will vote in a "rigged" election and complain about the results lmao. just stay home and post on FB

"WE NEED TERM LIMITS FOR THESE OLD POLITICIANS!!!" - guy who doesn't vote

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Florida State QB Jordan Travis isn't good enough to be invited to the Heisman Ceremony, but he's good enough to keep his team out of the College Football Playoff. Absolute. Garbage.

I might be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money.

It's an annoying waste of time because I know the Trump fanatics don't actually care about any of the underlying facts about any of the things they cite. When you say "this person did something illegal, it should be prosecuted!" here are some important things to keep in mind: 1.

Life never “settles down”. If something is important to you then you should get to it ASAP.

Cogito, ergo sum