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@cervezaenjoyer

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sometimes nsfw, always hot. also known as @onlyjayms . check out my linky ↴

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mykel
1 month
@anactualwalnut LMAO this is giving “hey I know you are struggling right now, but my needs are more important than yours” your therapist rocks too btw
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mykel
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@_vangelis_66 @anactualwalnut I didn’t think it was possible for someone to read something with the context for why it was said so readily available, and just ignore that context and completely miss the point
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caught you staring
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29 days
slut on the timeline, nervous wreck in the DMs
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mykel
25 days
cockwarming while watching horror movies when
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mykel
1 month
The GOP passing the Antisemitism Awareness Act is an affront to free speech. When will people learn that just because you don’t support A FUCKING GENOCIDE doesn’t mean you also hate Jews. They are using that logic as a way to silence the students at these college campuses.
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1 month
sleepy time
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1 month
last one from the pack ain’t buying another
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mykel
1 month
Quick little tips on how to grow on this side of twitter: 1) Age in bio 2) Stop using hashtags. 3) Interact with the community, BUT do not get upset or take it personally if people do not follow you back. 4) Retweet your own media before you go to bed, or after a couple days.
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1 month
Sorry y’all
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mykel
22 days
the front camera. the back camera.
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mykel
1 month
is he a kinky blue collar man, a circus trapeze artist, a dirty college wrestler, or just a fucking idiot?
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mykel
1 month
need someone to wash me off with their piss when I clock out
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mykel
25 days
good morning to the people who still make out viciously and dry hump each other until they are soaked in sweat, dripping wet and leaking through their underwear
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mykel
2 months
@BuzzingPop imma tell the judge that next time I steal
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mykel
19 days
I’m outside
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mykel
26 days
on or off?
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mykel
1 month
Good morning to the people that like fingers in their mouth while getting backshots
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mykel
2 months
@BigQadi so it’s fine when a hetero couple does this in public but not anyone else?
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mykel
1 month
being called “good boy” good girl” “baby” “pet” is nice but when they claw into your back and whimper your name repeatedly is explicitly more powerful
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mykel
1 month
@BannedNotice @anactualwalnut I’ll book you an appointment if they do!
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mykel
1 month
I’m too braindead to think of a caption so have an oldie
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mykel
1 month
So it’s normal to lead people romantically/sexually under the guise of “platonic flirting” and being “uninterested” even though that is directly antagonistic to what platonic even means? nsfwtwt or not, that’s not normal behavior.
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hE wAs tAlKinG tO mULtiPLe Ppl aT tHe SaMe tImE bestie it’s nsfwtwt tf u expect
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28 days
I’m soaked in sweat just thinking about you
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mykel
1 month
morning my sweet little babies
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@Calenaxx
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send me selfies send me selfie send me selfies show me selfie show me selfie show me selfies <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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mykel
21 days
Morning
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FUCK YEAH
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18 days
Fuck yeah
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good morning ☀️
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mykel
2 months
@GameCharacterAI bro just modded an irl person
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mykel
1 month
well?
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mykel
1 month
i have a really hot video to post once we hit over 1000 btw 😏
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mykel
2 months
kissing every inch of them from their neck, down their chest, across their tummy, in between their legs, and back up before sticking my tongue down their throat while they squirm and pant begging me to touch them more and more as they quiver and beg would fix me
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mykel
20 days
big hands.
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mykel
19 days
you go over to a man’s house and see this, what is your first thought?
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mykel
28 days
Hey hi guys, can we please stop posting age verification pictures on the timeline? Someone could easily take your id and pass it along as their own. Keep that to the DMs.
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mykel
20 days
hi. i'm deleting this acc, none of y'all even read this entire thing. you are probably gonna think I just copy and pasted this shit but you would be wrong. i totally got you and now you have to like and retweet this because i bambozzled your ass.
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mykel
19 days
I’m like a restaurant now
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mykel
29 days
I have a secret list of all the people I’d collab with and what I’d like to film with them. Now I just need to know their favorite foods so I can make it for them afterwards.
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mykel
1 month
if I follow you, the answer is yes
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mykel
1 month
micro-cosplay
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mykel
1 month
Everyone say RIP to @onlyjayms whom will be missed. Anyone who migrated over from that old account to this one, truly a real one.
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mykel
13 days
Blocking people isn’t mean btw. There are numerous reasons to block a person. Protecting your peace, being uncomfortable with their interactions, realizing they never had a blooming onion. It isn’t your responsibility to have to explain why you blocked a person either.
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mykel
1 month
good morning to the people who moan when they getting their hair pulled while making out
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mykel
18 days
been teaching myself how to line up my shit and I think it’s been going pretty well
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mykel
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sorry I assumed you loved me and would never leave me when you told me you loved me and would never leave me my fault won’t happen again
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mykel
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morning
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mykel
23 days
the little sliver of sunlight
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mykel
18 days
the sun said hello
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mykel
1 month
tossing someone around and using them like the fucktoy they so brashly want to be 🤝 letting someone use my like their personal riding toy, not allowing me to assert any dominance and using me for their pleasure while denying me any of my own
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mykel
1 month
Just blocked two mutuals because they were fighting. Nothing against the two of you personally, but it’s that sort of drama that makes us collectively look so unserious, especially when done on the timeline in front of clients. It’s like two executives fighting in time square.
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mykel
1 month
Common sense would dictate that you avoid posting pictures of when you were under 18 on the same account you post your sex work, regardless of the circumstances of why you are posting your underage self. I will block you for simply not acknowledging this.
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mykel
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Polyamory doesn’t give you the right to police your partners romantic and sexual interactions. The point is trust and mutual respect for each other while allowing you each to still explore and express your individuality and tastes. If you don’t wanna do that, be monogamous.
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mykel
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"I can totally make decisions" says the pansexual switch
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mykel
1 month
@BannedNotice @anactualwalnut Already have a good therapist, thanks for thinking of me though!
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mykel
1 month
it’s true
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if u rt my content it is said that your muscles grow ten times their size..
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mykel
26 days
gonna use the 50lb bands next time
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mykel
29 days
what if I, as a blue collar man, started taking giant monster toys in my hole? HUH? what then?
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mykel
17 days
feat. @brattynymph666 agreeing with me that I’m an idiot
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mykel
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preacher curls with your breakfast
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mykel
1 month
good morning to the people who fuck back during doggy….. everyone else, work on your game
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mykel
2 months
roll your eyes at me and I’ll have you pinned to the wall with your hands above your head faster than you can roll them again
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