Celeste (in SF 1 Feb - 16 Feb)
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Joined November 2025
I really dislike the expression "AI slop" and I don't know why
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this is my favorite video on the internet
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when im studying I sometimes put this on loop in the background for like 50 loops
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the empirical lower bound for this is 47 blogposts
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apparently if you write enough blogposts people will start dming you stories or orgies they had with their cofounders on MDMA
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that being said in SF from feb 1st to feb 16th if anyone wants to meet celeste from the celeste-land substack!!!
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I spent 250 usd extra so I can fly into chicago and take a 50 hour train to SF instead of flying directly
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then trump does exactly this and stock spikes
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rationale is simple: only company with domestic fabs -> chips only get more geopolitically important -> company doing bad but will obviously get infinite government bux for this reason -> this did not seem to be priced in based on vibesy comparison to other stock prices
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I'm bringing my continent with me to the US * NO tips!!! * TRAIN travel!!! * REGULATORY spirit!!! * being a 23 year old STUDENT that is UNEMPLOYED!!!!
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so mad
I will never not be mad that I predicted intel stock 2xing for the most obvious reason and I was like "I'm so confident this is true but im not putting in more than 200 because gambling is stupid" and then it did
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