REAL LIFE SPIDER — MAN .ᐟ｜PARODY
@celerityprince
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𝗜'𝗠 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗦☆𝗠𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝐎𝗙 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗡꩜𝗩𝗔 .ᐟ
———♡ forever united to lukas
Joined September 2023
⠀⠀ ꒰⠀ 𝘤. 𝘯. ෆ 08.31.02 ⠀ྀི 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘮 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘮𝘢𝘯 ྀི ︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶
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Thanks, man. Looks like you are too.
You’re killing it!
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IM NOT SWEET!
MY SWEET BABY BOY.
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Come on, I’m supposed to be all cool now.
The prettiest boy in all the land.
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Damn right I am.
That’s my fucking tag partner!
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Gotta keep it running here.
DAMN RIGHT!
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ILL BE SURE TO STAY FAR AWAY.
YES, THE NASTY KIND.
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GOBLINS?!
THERE'S GOBLINS AROUND.
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WHY WOULDNT I?
STAY SAFE, PLEASE.
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That’s all me, sexy boy!
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
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NY GIRL!!
MY SWEET BABY BOY.
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My muscle man. My hero. My favourite person in this whole world.
he couldn’t be more perfect
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STOP IT.
Wasn’t it followed by or accompanied with, “it’s warm in here.”
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Has anyone ever told you that you’re the hottest woman alive?
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Obviously not!
Do you want me to cry?!
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Well, I’m sorry!
Why didn’t I get bicep photos then?
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Yes, I did.
Did you go to the gym today?
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