Colleen Henley
@cehenley
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For several years, I’ve been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life
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Joined March 2009
Five years ago today, I was the Hometown Hero of the Game 🥹. My mom nominated me (really, I should have nominated her) and told me to come over that night for a steak dinner & Cubs game so she could see me react in person. She’s the best 🥰
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Me ordering everything three sizes too big so it swallows me whole.
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I just saw this relic at the Brewers/Bums game and had to document it
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The most profound paragraph in all of Schopenhauer, at least to me
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Couldn’t understand why my friend, mother of a 4yo & 2yo couldn’t live it up at Busch Gardens I really don’t have a single ribosome of maternal instinct in me lmao
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I LOVE hearing Anthony straight up DYING in the dugout. Oh Javy….
This is the still the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on a baseball diamond.
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There is nothing better on this earth than a Pat Hughes home run call.
Pat Hughes’ calls of… 1. Carson Kelly’s 3-run homer to make it 11-10 in the 8th. 2. Kyle Tucker’s go-ahead 2-run blast to make it 12-11. Enjoy!
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Have zero intentions of leaving my bed over the next 30 hours send food & drink pls
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We’re so back. Although “buying your feet” slightly concerning. Not even going to clarify pics vs amputations, going on pure vibes babay
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Unrelated, what’s the best app for selling feet pics these days ha ha
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I’m so close to ordering a computer for gaming but something about dropping that amount of $$ and being completely self-aware that I’m on my hyperfixation bullshit Like girl go back to crocheting
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This is when I knew 2016 was gonna be special 🥳
9 years ago today, the Cubs front office surprised the team at Spring Training by bringing back Dexter Fowler for the 2016 season, after a report said he was signing with the Orioles.
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Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months
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She said dancer now you fuck and followed it immediately with the most celestial, ethereal bridge just to remind us, she is Her.
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I got my breakfast sandwich, coffee, and Helldivers on this fine morning 🥰
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My 2024 top artists list will go to the grave with me I need a recount
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