its so funny how better call saul is just like "here's all the cool shit these characters did years before some dumb asshole fucked it all up for everyone"
i told my boyfriend i needed to start using baby powder on my thighs to keep them from rubbing together now that i've gained weight and he looked like he was about to pass out
friends are joking about producing a film about euthanizing me like a dog and burying me in the woods and i have to act like it’s not making me so horny that i’m going insane
when the goth mommy domme i met at the bar is finally sick of me sitting on her bed talking about the differences between the various grades of gundam plastic model kits and the thematic intent behind each
got introduced as a dog to someone tonight and they immediately went “puppy!!!! hi puppy!!” and started scritching my head and under my chin and that’s how everyone should say hello to me from now on
walter white is basically like a dark souls player character the way that he just kills a bunch of sad old schmucks who are declining from a peak he will never understand
I May Not Be Able To Fix Her But If She Was To Accidentally Kill Me In A BDSM Scenario I Think She Would Become A Better Person In The Process Of Covering Up My Death And Grieving Me
most transbian thing i ever did was skip family christmas to lounge in bed w my poly triad and then have none of us be on speaking terms with each other before the end of the next year
when the goth mommy domme i met at the bar is finally sick of me sitting on her bed talking about the differences between the various grades of gundam plastic model kits and the thematic intent behind each
trance is real but people mostly use it for driving on the highway or achieving inner peace instead of its intended purpose (weird and irresponsible gay sex)
girlfriend caned me until i was limp and whimpering but the thing that actually made me start sobbing was when she started telling me i was pretty near the end
sometimes have trouble relating to other trans women bc of the deep connection i have w/ the little gay boy i used to be. you were a woman the whole time? cool! there’s a boy in my heart who cried at night for reasons he could never articulate abt how he felt abt his best friend
i bring sort of a “puppy!!!!!!!! :D!!!!!!” vibe to the group social setting that makes everyone adore me and fall in love with me and kiss me and touch me and fuck me
@SYLVIBULLET
please understand i have an insane weakness for cringe bottomy transmascs like zagreus from the video game hades and neon white from the video game neon white and i guess karkat too? i havent read homestuck
very funny to realize i went from defiantly exclaiming “i refuse to be treated like a fucking toy” while breaking up with my partners to being a woman’s posable maid doll every saturday within a span of two months
hypnosis is a really hot fantasy for me specifically because it constructs a fiction in which it takes effort and time to make me act like a huge dumb slut
does anyone remember a short tumblr comic series about a girl who tried to transform into a super-powerful monster, but her body was too frail and weak to fully metamorphosize? she ended up a limp and inconsolable half-beast in a basement, cared for by a girl who loved her deeply
dolls using t-gel when they’re about to top is a skill they learned when they got a bunch of gold pine resin right before the taurus demon in dark souls
we make jokes about hot girls being built like mewtwo but this fails to consider a bunch of pokemon scientists DESIGNED mewtwo to have huge hips and a pixar mom dumpy on purpose
thanks to you assholes i can’t say i want to be a sweet big sister to an adult woman, one often older than me, without it sounding immediately like a sex thing; as opposed to slowly revealing over the course of months of genuine service and care that it’s a sex thing
@bloodberry_tart
end of evangelion is probably the biggest cognitohazard in anime history. just an absolute trainwreck. beautifully animated brain-melting horrifying awful, to me