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@cationandy

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Never knowingly polite... ...or serious.

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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
24 hours
This is Daniel. Daniel thinks a man can push a baby out through his penis and that men can grow ovaries. Daniel is a moron. Don't be like Daniel.
@daniellismore
Daniel Lismore
2 days
J.K. Rowling doesn’t need another debate. She needs a biology lesson. The problem is she’s already chosen not to listen.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
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All due credit to @SarahChampionMP and the other Labour MPs calling on the Chinese asset @Keir_Starmer to refuse permission for their espionage den / embassy.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
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When Chinese asset @Keir_Starmer waves through the new Chinese embassy in London, he should be prosecuted for treason.
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@talkingbottom
Talking Bottom
5 days
Ever the master of his craft, Rik Mayall switches effortlessly and hilariously from Alan B’Stard to Rick in this Comic Relief sketch. Brilliant.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
4 days
Have I missed the coverage of the mass march in London for Iran?
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@DreyfusJames
James Dreyfus
6 days
Please RT. You sat there, whinging that JKR & I are “abusive trolls” because we RT your own deceptive words. You then provided one example from some random troll, blamed us & took no responsibility for your own wretched propaganda. You must certainly DO promote
@ThomasWillett9
Thomas Willett
7 days
Victim blaming is an abuser mindset James. What is especially telling is that instead of condemning the homophobia, you twist it into a transphobic gotcha. You are a coward, a disgusting bigot and a pathetic excuse for someone who pretends to stand up for LGB people.
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@RupertLowe10
Rupert Lowe MP
7 days
@Keir_Starmer Paying lazy foreigners and the indolent to have more children all funded by working parents who can't afford the same luxury. Yet another masterstroke, mate. You're a real visionary.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
7 days
This idiot walks among us. For Shame.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
7 days
So it appears Jolly Moron @JolyonMaugham has blocked me. I'm honoured!
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@DXW_KC
David Wolfson
7 days
"You said you wanted to ‘turn a corner’ in 2026, but instead you seem to have turned your back on the views you used to hold dear." My letter to the Prime Minister ⬇️
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
7 days
This is Paul. Paul is an idiot who thinks his opinion has value. Paul embarrasses himself on this platform regularly. Don't be like Paul.
@Wakethefitup
Paul Birch
8 days
I don't hate Farage & Reform supporters 'cos it's edgy or trendy, I hate...no, I absolutely DESPISE them, 'cos they're bigoted, out of touch Fascists who are trying to destroy everything that made this country great, purely for their selfish, corrupt, greedy, insular needs.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
8 days
Why do people like this constantly parade their stupidity in public?
@MartinDochert12
Martin Docherty #FBPE🇪🇺
9 days
Starmer is a highly intelligent, articulate,hard working, diplomatic PM. He's turning the country around for us. Johnson was a fat, lazy, lying, incompetent, corrupt, inarticulate, self interested buffoon who pretended to be PM. If he, or any Tory was PM right now God help us.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
9 days
This mad man doesn't allow replies. @IndiaWilloughby
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
10 days
This is Harry. Harry is an idiot who can't even spell "illegal". Don't be like Harry.
@Heccles94
Harry Eccles
11 days
The naked truth. This is robbery and theft. Trump is stealing oil from the people of Venezuela. Whatever you think of Maduro, this is blatantly ilegal and wrong. https://t.co/cuorukWDh2
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
11 days
Well, that's a self-own. @dlLambo
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
11 days
This is Richard. Richard is an idiot and is wrong on most things. He can't even spell "paedo" despite likely having experience. Don't be like Richard.
@richardosefton
Richard Sefton
12 days
Remember when we told you Brexit was bad, you said no, and we were proved right? When we said racism was on the rise and you said no, and we were proved right? When we said Trump was bad and you said no and he is literally a peedo? Listen now you fucking idiots. REFORM ARE BAD
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
11 days
The same wetwipes bleating over Maduro would be cumming in their pants if it happened to Netanyahu.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
12 days
Somebody forgot his medication this morning.
@dontbrexitfixit
Andrew Parnall
13 days
For fuck sake (or is it fuck's sake?), it has been nearly 10 years since 37% of the electorate voted to weaken our country and place it at the mercy of Trump and Putin. The Leavelings won fuck all, zilch, nafuckingda, so I am all for rejoining the EU, I am sure you all agree?
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
15 days
This is Thomas. Thomas thinks saying something makes it true. Thomas is an idiot. Don't be like Thomas.
@ThomasWillett9
Thomas Willett
16 days
The TERFs have said this every year for the past 5 years. It’ll never work though, because “trans ideology” doesn’t exist; trans people, however, do. They always have, and always will.
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@cationandy
The Taskmaster
16 days
Uneducated black people are too loud on this platform
@queenie4rmnola
Dr. Allison Wiltz
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Uneducated white people are too loud in this country
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