@cat_elg If you don't say it how are they supposed to know they did a good job

@SamuelSaulsbury exactly if you don’t say it they’ll think they did a BAD job and they’ll stretch even bigger next time! so big all their bones will pop out!

@cat_elg Cat guy in Malta (eu) always asked/told everyone "Something for the cats?!" when collecting money for food to the many strays there. One day he ominously added "...or you go to heeeeeell". We paid up quick.

@cat_elg God is a cat doing a big stretch

@cat_elg i say, "stretching?" like they need to justify it

@cat_elg Same idea when they yawn too

@cat_elg My dog is deaf and I still say it