Is this real life @phish

Imagine hating on me and I'm just sitting here wondering why I missed the piping plover hatch this Summer in Maine when I was 30 minutes away from the nests for an entire month.

RT @BroBible: Ranking The 15 Best Late-Night Fast Food Options In America --

the most Thursday feeling Wednesday of the year.

Absolutely pathetic that Triskaidekaphilia isn't trending yet.

Some brutal fantasy football punishments have been dished out over the years. The worst, I believe, was actually from my league and it's the first one on this list but all 15 #fantasyfootball punishments are unique and torturous. ⤵️.

RT @AlexMyers3: This has to be the most misjudged putt in golf history.

RT @WUTangKids: David Byrne with NYC’s Brass Queens in Brooklyn….love this!

RT @RARohde: So DOGE-related cuts and early retirements eliminated 550 staff at the National Weather Service, and now the NWS is being gran….

RT @BroBible: Exclusive: Donald Trump Lookalike From ‘South Park’ Reveals That Footage Was Shot Years Ago (Interview). .

I'll be on the season finale of @VICETV's United Gangs of America tonight at 9 to talk about the Yakuza and hockey. ⚡️⚡️⚡️.

RT @brandonwenerd: Trey Anastasio covering Jerry with “Mission in the Rain”!!!!

RT @JayCuda: this is how u should have set up the field. 900 feet to straight away center

RT @brandonwenerd: I interviewed the Trump lookalike from South Park this morning. Some super cool BTS coming soon to @BroBible https://t….

Fuck yeah

RT @brandonwenerd: Watch me COOK 🤌🤌👇👇.

Dude, the history behind the word dude is wild

RT @eamonlynch: Most team prize money isn’t paid to players but rather goes to the team operating budget to meet costs. Since teams are 75%….

I returned to Florida to what feels like the surface of the sun with the humidity of the Amazon rainforest

I drove 1,055 miles today with just me and my dog and good lord am I glad to have finally stopped and be out of the car.