Ushukela Omhlophe
@cassie_luthuli
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EThekwini
Joined January 2016
How were those things in close proximity of one another that you would grab the wrong one?
I thought i grabbed my cologne but i grabbed seasoning by mistake. Was finna be out here smellin like brisket
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how do you live like this
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Best.
A man in Kanpur landed in the hospital after a girl bit off part of his tongue when he allegedly tried to kiss her forcibly in a field. Police said the accused, Champi, a married man, had been stalking the girl for several days before following her to the fields where she had
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Azikho zimbi koda guys☹️
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what’s been going on w women lately, they don’t like forehead kisses, can’t be called my love is everyone okay? Genuinely
“Hey my love” I actually just dried up
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yea everyone's gotta die
Ariana Grande and the bald black chick from Wicked that follows her everywhere
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The R40 is optional. Musa ukukhuluma ubhontshisi
Women for Change is charging people R40 to sign a petition. There are 1,088,293 people that have signed. Sabrina Walter will be sitting on R43,531,720 while telling people not to go to work on Friday and forfeit their pay. Activism is a profitable business these days.
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She was a fairy!
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tis the season to move with a knife in your pocket in case you meet someone with mango.
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Musani ukusibhedela bafethu
Don’t run back in the burning house you escaped from just because you’re cold outside.
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The concept of taking this screenshot and then hitting cancel and then opening said app and posting on it and then
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mercury retrograde in sagittarius is actually quite wild. devices are bugging; phones heating up. network issues. personally, giving someone the cold shoulder or someone ignoring you. things being blown out of proportion. tons of passive aggression. coupled with a friendship or
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It’s our time to shine🥺
A cutie patootie >>> a baddie
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I know the eye contact in that house is unsettling as hell
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“You have an unnatural allegiance to losers.” - Katt Williams
Monica brings out DaBaby for “The Boy is Mine” tour in Charlotte
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😭😭😭😭
Kwakubiyelwe ngeyakhe imoto 😭😭😭
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when oomf has a borderline suicidal post but idk what to do so i heart it to let them know i hear them
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Very unprofessional ama side chicks manje😭
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Something I’ll NEVER say. EVER
i hate forehead kisses lmaooo please go somewhere with that
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Once showed someone my Twitter DMs and he kept saying some men are better than him because the things they send me?!😭😭😭
Sometimes you really have to read your DMs and go about your day 😭 (I can’t be the only one with crazy DMs. Can i see y’all’s crazy DMs)
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