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@caseybnew

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Lover of baseball, books, @U2, @Coldplay & the @Orioles. Cat enthusiast.

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@caseybnew
Casey
22 hours
So, is the media just gonna gloss over the fact that Trump paid to SA a 13 yo and then was present for the murder of the resulting newborn or…..
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@caseybnew
Casey
4 days
Hiya @RepMarcyKaptur. If you need some campaign materials, here you go. Just mail this out telling everyone that Josh Williams and his party support pedophilia and find abuse funny.
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@caseybnew
Casey
4 days
“The #1 factor that determines your success is you” And taking advantage of a Soros fellowship while a literal millionaire And fleecing thousands of mom and pop investors over a failed Alzheimer’s drug And violating securities laws w your asset mgmt company
@VivekGRamaswamy
Vivek Ramaswamy
5 days
Don’t be a victim. The #1 factor that determines whether you succeed in life is you.
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@caseybnew
Casey
5 days
Cody Asche is nowhere in sight
@Orioles
Baltimore Orioles
5 days
Introducing our 2026 Major League coaching staff!
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@caseybnew
Casey
5 days
I need them to not be, but this IS Mike Elias
@jen_strings
Jenny Strings
5 days
Ok, so the Orioles aren't done with pitching, right? RIGHT?!
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@caseybnew
Casey
5 days
I….am not enthused about this
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
5 days
Trade news: The Baltimore Orioles are acquiring right-hander Shane Baz from the Tampa Bay Rays for outfielder Slater de Brun, catcher Caden Bodine, right-hander Michael Forret, outfielder Austin Overn as well as a Competitive Balance Round A pick, sources tell ESPN.
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@caseybnew
Casey
5 days
I cannot get over how we have all literally forgotten about this and she decides it's a good time to pop up and blame everything and everyone else. Also this is giving the journalistic standards of "let's profile the guy who took the ball from Mookie Betts' glove in game 4"
@Fly_Sistah
Fly Sistah 🪷
6 days
Right after everyone forgot about it, Kristin Cabot popped out to remind us the married head of HR was on a date with her married boss, Andy Byron & they appeared on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert. She wants everyone to know they were both separated. https://t.co/90If4Dhu2B
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@caseybnew
Casey
6 days
Oh no, John. 💔
@afkostka
Andy Kostka
6 days
On the bad news front: John Means announced on Instagram that he has suffered a ruptured Achilles. He said he was set to sign with a team
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@caseybnew
Casey
6 days
Yo does he know how The Hunger Games ends?
@factpostnews
FactPost
6 days
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
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@caseybnew
Casey
7 days
Look at all these MAGA jagoffs all of the sudden praising immigration because uh-oh the white supremacist, xenophobic base you've built doesn't like your candidate for governor because he's *gasps* not white or christian. Leopards, meet face.
@ChairmanAlex
Alex Triantafilou
7 days
One of the many reasons I strongly support @VivekGRamaswamy is my own first-generation American experience. With parents from Greece, we were very proud Americans because of the principles that built this country. Vivek is eloquent on the topic today and every day.
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@caseybnew
Casey
7 days
I LOVE publicly shaming Ohio politicians
@RachelCoyleOhio
Rachel Coyle
7 days
Here's the vote breakdown if you wanna publicly shame some #Ohio politicians: https://t.co/TzUDbkLvUG The YEAs voted to change the law passed by voters (All Republicans) The NAYs voted to keep the law passed by voters (All the Democrats. A few Republicans)
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@caseybnew
Casey
7 days
Face, meet leopards @VivekGRamaswamy
@AaronBlake
Aaron Blake
7 days
Vivek Ramaswamy NYT op-ed: "My social media feeds are littered with hundreds of slurs, most from accounts that I don’t recognize, about 'pajeets' and 'street shitters' and calls to deport me 'back to India.' " https://t.co/4p1b3QpKqx
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@caseybnew
Casey
8 days
Personally I love living in Ohio where the entire platform of anyone in the gubernatorial primary with an R next to their name is “increase deportations”
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@caseybnew
Casey
8 days
Freaks and geeks
@covie_93
Covie
8 days
Name this TV show.
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@caseybnew
Casey
8 days
Biggest buncha dweebs to ever dweeb
@VanityFair
VANITY FAIR
8 days
Throughout the first year of Donald Trump’s second administration, Vanity Fair writer Chris Whipple has interviewed Susie Wiles, White House chief of staff, amid each moment of crisis. His insider’s account of Trump 2.0 joins the photography of Christopher Anderson for a
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@caseybnew
Casey
8 days
Alsooo we're just gonna gloss over the fact that the president thinks his chief of staff is clairvoyant?
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
8 days
BREAKING: Vanity Fair author Chris Whipple just revealed stunning details from his conversations with Susie Wiles, Trump’s chief of staff. Here’s what she told him: - Wiles said she has read the Epstein documents and acknowledged that Trump’s name is in them. - Wiles said
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@caseybnew
Casey
8 days
Is this supposed to make the admin look bad? It's basically no new information but makes her look wildly incompetent. Was that her goal?
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
8 days
BREAKING: Vanity Fair author Chris Whipple just revealed stunning details from his conversations with Susie Wiles, Trump’s chief of staff. Here’s what she told him: - Wiles said she has read the Epstein documents and acknowledged that Trump’s name is in them. - Wiles said
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@caseybnew
Casey
9 days
We could have free healthcare, childcare, better infrastructure and livable wages, a functional and robust social support system but instead we have this
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
9 days
BREAKING: Elon Musk is now worth over $600 billion, the first person ever, per Forbes.
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@caseybnew
Casey
9 days
Please @amyactonoh. Also anti data centers. None of us want them.
@plunderbund
Plunderbund
9 days
If ohio dems run on "republicans think they know better than you" and "republicans took your weed away" they could actually win next year
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@caseybnew
Casey
9 days
Fitting on several levels
@MerriamWebster
Merriam-Webster
9 days
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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