There’s a female singer in a hardcore band that I love and I’m starting to become obsessed with her. #vexed

Every shirt I have is now a V-neck thanks to my 8 month old who loves nothing more than to pull at the collars of my shirts. She equally enjoys ripping my hair and glasses off my face as well.

I fell down the steps this morning trying to take too much laundry downstairs. Nothing has worked out for me since then.

I’ve always wanted to be the kind of girl that, “gets cold easily.” I’m always hot and sweaty and I hate that.

There’s nothing like a good shower after a day of being at a fair/farm show.

My 15 yo stepson just reminded me of my obsession with Tove Lo when he asked me if I knew songs from her Queen of the Clouds album in 2015

Nothing says, “you’re losing your hair,” like finding a hair all in the dishwasher. 😅🥴😩

POV: a new baby learning to eat and not giving a BEEP about sleeves.

I just clipped coupons for the first time in my life. #interesting

“My favorite girl, in all the world.”

You can always count on an old lady saying hi to my Whimsy girl. We love gramas over here.

Upon meeting my baby for the first time many strangers have said, “those eyebrows are very expressive!” She totally gets that from me but her dad also has larger than life thick eyebrows so like, what a combo, right?!

Bumper sticker: “Love all people.” My husband: “no, some people don’t deserve it. What am I, Jesus?” 🤣

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

I just got my new blender out of the dishwasher and cut my hand on the blades… I wasn’t even upset about it because I’m thinking of all my future smoothies and baby food making possibilities.

Is every behavior a trauma response?

Yogurt girl.

Style and class from the $1 target section. They may be for a 3 year old but we don’t care.

Neon cowgirl.

I thought I heard Whimsy waking up from her nap just now….. but it was someone’s squeaky brakes outside… 😅