kyle acted like he hated cartman serenading him in front of hundreds of people but he actually loved it so much he made it one of his combat lines in their little make-believe game in this essay I will explain why kyman is canon
being a kyman shipper is like walking through the street just minding your own business when all of the sudden a group of angry teenagers walk by you and spit on your shoes
thinking about style but with cuck stan who thinks that his wife kyle abhors eric and doesn’t know that the “book club” meetings he goes to are actually escapades he has with eric to go on dates and fuck in his house
he lives in constant denial and the comments eventually start wearing him down, and he starts losing sleep every time kyle says that his “book club friends” are planning weekend trips and scheduling longer meetings now
and then shit hits the fan when kyle becomes pregnant. stan is overjoyed and thinks that maybe this is when their relationship will turn around and go back to “what it was” until kyle gives birth 9 months later and the baby looks exactly like eric
cartman is an even fatter fuck than usual here because this is before he got into those sigma motivational posts that made him start going to the gym 🤓
marital kyman arguments go [brushing teeth] “well kyle sweetheart we all have our flaws. i let the trash can get too full, you get winedrunk and cry and scream and throw plates at me because ‘i dont really love you’—“ “oh my fucking god that was 2 weeks ago i said i was sorry”
stan ignores everyone who tries telling him about the kyman affair because he truly believes in his heart that his precious kyle would never do him like this, especially not with eric
eric asking stan if the kids can come hang out with him for a weekend and stans like NO. everytime you ask me that you lock the whole house down and unplug all your phones all weekend and then kyle gets pregnant again NO man QUIT he’s made you SIX babies thats ENOUGH
@ThatsSoGayDude1
OMGGGGG YOURE SO RIGHT 😭😭😭😭🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 LIL SLUTTY MOM KYLE HEHEHE he rightfully takes pride in his body even after all these pregnancies 🙈🙈
@pheromonecult12
YES!!! kyle thinks he’s safe but eric’s fatal combo of potent sperm and the fact that he likes to stay inside him even after he’s cum is what always gets kyle preggo 🥹🥹🥹