The glass is always half full~ Tragically addicted to passionate kisses~Date me by the hour, or the week~Newcastle based. 0484734256 carrieyork231
@gmail
.com
A bit of unapologetic self promotion.
Going through some old messages, I found this unsolicited message to me, sent by one of my closest friends.
So, if you've been wondering what I'm like in person, read on...
(note, we're really good friends. She even does typos 😊)
If you'd like to hear all about how supermarket security was called as 'someone stole my trolley w/my wallet in it'... meanwhile, due to uneven flooring, trolleys can actually find their way to hiding...oops...
you can find me in:
SYDNEY: Feb 21-22
NEWCASTLE: all other dates
I really need to complete a writing project - but instead I'm hanging out in these favorite, highly impractical shoes of mine.
What are you putting off doing this weekend?
C x💋
Someone recently liked this photo from a tweet over a year ago. I agree, I love this photo. I've been a little time poor lately, tweets are suffering. What are some of your favorite selfies of mine from the vault? I'm looking for inspiration.
Much love to you all.
❤❤❤
❤ SYDNEY ❤
I'll be in town for a workshop May 18-20th & I'd love to play with you a little while I'm there.
Here's when I'll be free:
Fri 18th: 5pm +
Sat 19th: 8pm +
Sun 20th: breakfast or 8pm +
0484 734 256
carrieyork231
@gmail
.com, or
DM to enquire.
Love,
Carrie x💋
Par 4...hole in... 16😕
If you'd have told me yesterday this is how I'd be spending today, I wouldn't have believed it.
16 an exaggeration, however I did lose count.
Thank you Mr A for my first ever game of golf, plus my cute little golfing outfit.
#escortdoesgolf
#style
Hi twitter,
This morning I realized living in trackies/T-shirts isn't doing much for my well being. I've ditched that outfit for this nice silk top and I blew dry my hair. It's not much, but enough to make a small difference. Stay well everyone. This too will end ❤. C x💋
💕 HAPPY FATHERS DAY 💕 to all the wonderful dads out there. To clients past, present & future, and all the other dads on twitter. You make me smile every day. Enjoy today.
With Love & Gratitude,
Carrie x💋
#melbourne
you're not loving me much. But I still love you & I'm still coming to visit. So if you don't want to/aren't able to make a booking, why don't you send me vouchers for:
*Spa/massage
*Restaurants
*Theatre
& help me have a little holiday with you.
Love,
Carrie x💋
Carrie doesn't look like this today. She's a sick girl who's spending the day drinking copious amounts of tea, causung the projected increase in share price of all brands of tissues, and heavily abusing her borrowed Netflix login.
Have a great hump day beauties.
C x💋
It's hayfever time apparently and my eyes & nose are an itchy, watery mess. So here's a photo of my ass instead.
Contact me for this week's availability.
Love,
Carrie x💋
Honestly, I know I've said this before but when I cross the rainbow bridge, please make sure to check all of my clothing pockets before discarding anything. This one was a huge surprise!
Goodnight Tamworth. You've been wonderfully interesting🙏. I've reunited w/ old loves, went in search of a missing checkbook, received a marriage proposal (twice) , & sat as a 17 year old tried to convince me that the RTA printed his birthdate incorrectly. See you again soon ❤.
Remember this smile. I may find it hard to get it back tomorrow morning after losing an hours sleep tonight. Remember to turn your clocks forward tonight.
Love,
Carrie x💋
Some thrive in it. Others like me, not. 9-5. The only benefit is knowing what day it is. I just walked to the yoga studio only to find my 7:00am Monday class is tomorrow! My 10am class is, in fact, on in a few hours.
At least I got a nice morning walk in.
#selfemployedbloops
If you'd have told me ten years ago that one day I'd greet my date at the door with 'Get in the shower. I've got a full bladder and I've been holding it for you', I would have probably questioned your sanity. But that would have been ten years ago...
Good morning twitter loves. I know it's ain't sexy, my $8 Kmart PJ bottoms & all. I just couldn't help noticing how good my butt looks in them & wanted to share that w/ you.
I hope you're having a wonderful first weekend of summer.
PS: I have plenty of availability.
C x💋
Today: my 1 year anniversary working independently. More about that later. My patience & understanding has helped deal w/ so many 'enquiries'. Today for the first time, exactly one year on, mid correspondence my mind went to 'what a dumb shit'. Happy Anniversary to me. 😍😞🙆
If anyone was wanting to buy, and wondering what a nice gift for Carrie would be...I've just lost my driving glasses 😢. In the meantime, tweet jokes because otherwise I'm going to cry.
Here's me, in pj 's at 4pm, after spending a glorious day shooting with
@picpuckphoto
. I'm exhausted, but even more than that, excited to see the proofs then eventually share some new images with you.
C x💋
Arrived home from a walk to this unexpected, lovely birthday surprise. They are gorgeous. Thank you - you know who you are.
#natives
#HappyBirthdayToMe
When we can play this week:
Today (Sat 28th): 4pm - late
Sunday 29th: 10am - late
Mon/Tues: fully booked
Wed 2nd: 12pm - 3pm
Thur 3rd: 12pm - 3pm
Fri 4th: 5pm - late
Sat 5th: 5pm - late
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love,
Carrie x💋
#Tamworth
, it's been a while. I'll be back in town next weekend. Dates TBC sometime between Fri 27/12 - Mon 30/12.
Dates are flexible so if you'd like to meet, contact me asap on 0484 734 256.
See you soon.
Love,
Carrie x💋
❤SYDNEY❤
This weekend, I have remaining availability:
Sat May 19 - 8pm+
Sun May 20 - 8pm+
This isn't an advertised tour as I'm in Sydney for a workshop. This opportunity is only for my twitter friends 😊.
Love,
Carrie 💋
@ScarletBlue9
#RT
I hope when I'm no longer earthbound, my family knows to check the pockets of all my clothing. Another surprising find in a vest I haven't worn for a while...
Hey
#brisbane
You can now make me your New Year's resolution.
I'll be with you Jan 6-8th.
Bookings:
0484 734 256 (text only)
carrieyork231
@gmail
.com
C x💋
Of all the things that make me happy, sex, decluttering & walking really settle me. My weekend (up until now) hasn't really gone to plan. Let's just say I'm going to have a lot of linen and craft supplies to give away very soon 😒.
Lovers, hellllooooooo!
After not being work available for almost two weeks, I'm back. And I'm ready. Very, very, VERY ready for you.
And...due to a postponed booking, I'm now available from 6pm tonight.
Love,
Carrie x💋
I've had the most wonderful 3 days - every minute. While I love to think I'm not into bragging, I HAVE TO brag about this. This being a handmade card, that took an entire day just to paint, made just for me. ❤❤❤
Newcastle lovers, I've been unusually strict this week & wasn't available to some of you. I think I just needed some down time. I'm back in full swing now.
Very limited time before I head off to Sydney Fri:
Wed 16: 1:30-3:00
Thur 17: 12-3
I hope to see u soon.
Love,
C x💋
I just realized I've been tweeting far more about food lately than abt boobs, butts, & blow jobs. I'll have to rectify that situation soon.
Note: I just tried to make it up by filming myself deepthroating a banana.The resultant video is why I get paid for sex, not videography.
I do have a bathtub at home, a beautiful claw foot tub. My thoughts right now however are 'I wonder how much it would cost to upgrade'. This is heaven. Thanks Mr. R. for the recommendation.
The extra cost of having a spa room is never lost on me regardless of the fact that I have a bathtub at home. What I don't have are these cool headrests. Where do I get one? 😍❤💞🛀🌟
Me: Sometimes quirky, sometimes serious, occassionally neurotic, always kind || I strive to be perfectly imperfect || Often on time but usually early || I'm a great listener, it's kinda my thing.
Most frequently asked Q's about Covid in my world rn:
1) How will I pay my bills? What support is available? Can I get evicted?
2) Can anyone translate what our PM just said? What are the rules again?
3) How do I remove my (sns/shellac/acrylic) nails?
#holifetocivvielife
SYDNEY
I told you I'd be back soon. I'll see you on Th 3rd/Fri 4th but you can't have me 😜. This trip's purely not work related.
You can however have me for very limited times May 18-20th. Another non-work trip w/ some play mixed in.
Love,
Carrie x💋
@ScarletBlue9
#rt
CANBERRA
CANBERRA
CAAANBEEEERRAAAA!
I'm coming to see you soon.
July 1-5
For bookings:
0484 734 256 (SMS only) or
carrieyork231
@gmail
.com
I hope to see you there.
Love,
Carrie x💋