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@carpediemmonst1

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"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." - ANONYMOUS

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@carpediemmonst1
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6 years
@sassycoll1980 @angelababicz This is a VERY loose interpretation of “natural”...
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@carpediemmonst1
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@notcapnamerica She clearly kicked the black lady first. This just makes my blood boil. Would he have intervened if she hadn't defended herself? Outrageous.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@VikingoBlanco6 @FabrizioRomano They cost a combined £0m!!! That's amazing.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@SxrgioSZN @MagnificoMendy If the ball hits the hand of the goalscorer, it is automatic handball. You should have learned the Laws of the Game before you hopped on the City bandwagon. Embarrassing lack of knowledge.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@DoubletapTy Put the pipe down. I know your team is languishing in 10th, and you're not used to it, but this is not the way to deal with it.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@4xVettel @ManCity Apparently, there is no room for appeal. The Premier League's decision on the punishment will be final.
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@carpediemmonst1
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6 years
@oxfordjv @sassycoll1980 @angelababicz She’s had a lot of work done. It’s all mad!
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@carpediemmonst1
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1 year
@FootballCuck @barstoolsports MJ—career average of 30. TEN scoring titles in 15 seasons. LeBron—career average of 27. ONE scoring title in 20 seasons.
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@MrStephenHowson Martinelli hasn't statpadded against the likes of Burnley and Charlton at home. He is also FOUR years younger than Rashford. These comparisons are nonsensical.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@MufcWonItAll One is on the cusp of a historic treble, where the FA Cup is the smallest trophy of the three. The other is Man United.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@football_muscIe @goal They're going to bash United in the Europa League. Sit down.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@ArsenalMediaXI @afcjxmes This is the problem with you FIFA merchants. Football is about the SUM of the parts, not just the parts. A lot of these lineups just don't function as a team.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@debbiec35437378 Shut up, you melt. We don't even know what happened, yet here you are, feverishly speculating and passing judgment. Embarrassing.
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@HumbleBillionz @45Cloudystory @Gunnersc0m Some of you clowns should not bother watching football. You don't understand what you are watching. Try softball or rounders instead.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@igweigwe71 @3cbPerformance Better team? If you believe that about Villa, this sport is not for you. Try netball or rounders or something.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@InvertTheWing @falsewinger_ He'll be jobless soon, just like you. Twins!
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@SVCarbaholic Henry is the king of unintentional comedy!
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@carpediemmonst1
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@JonathanRDuguay @J_AFC14 @chunkchompychew @Techify122 @TranahMax @WestHam_Central @WillLebeau18 There’s a game on the 28th, pal. No need for the chirping. By the way, you can get 7/1 on West Ham to win that game. That’s an implied win probability of about 12.5%. Put your money where your mouth is.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@JJar799 @Oliveresuana @TheFergusonWay He feels the touch, then jumps in the air theatrically when he realises the ball is running away from him. It's simulation.
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@carpediemmonst1
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@iamgeezy007 @Football__Tweet Got the ball AFTER making contact with the man. Red card all day.
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