carpdeus
@carpdeus
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Author, Speaker, Consultant and BottleWasher
Cincinnati
Joined June 2008
You can't repeal NAFTA because we have already secretly annexed Canada and Mexico #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing.
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Securing Ids on a Multi-Tenant SaaS Applicaiton using one way hashes.
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Expecting to log into LinkedIn some day and have Clippy say, "You appear to job hunting, can I create a resume from your profile?".
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"[Violence at Trump rallies] has NOT ended in bloodshed because it hasn't ended and blood has been shed.".
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Watching #Galavant and Moffat has ruined ."And the lived happily ever after. "."And they lived happily"."Happily".#DamnYouMoffat.
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Source of crop circles explained: sentient plants wanting better soil and purer water #theTruthIsOutThere #AncientAliens #itsSoSimple.
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Bicycle should come with airhorns that go off in the cyclist ears whenever they use them #exerPollution.
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Playing #BeatTheParents and question about Bruce Springsteen when grandson asked if he was in transformers.
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