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Ex-TV Critic @ Variety, Vox, AV Club / she slash hers / carolineframke @ gmail dot com

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@carolineframke
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7 years
stop mourning the work that's been tainted by shitty men and start mourning the work we lost from the people they targeted
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I am ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 VINDICATED 🔘 SELFISH 🔘 WRONG 🔘 RIGHT I SWEAR 🔘 RIGHT SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG AND 🔘 FLAWED BUT 🔘 CLEANING UP SO WELL 🔘 SEEING IN ME NOW THE THINGS YOU SWORE YOU SAW YOURSELF
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6 years
It finally happened I saw a woman laugh in the Kiss Cam’s face and turn away from the dude next to her to kiss her laughing girlfriend PRIDE LIVES
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4 years
Anyone who plays Jo's feminist "I'm so sick of it!" speech but doesn't include the ending of "but I'm so LONELY" is a coward who missed the point :)
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@carolineframke
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"Imagine" if celebrities came together to donate money/resources to people actually need it I wonder if they can :)
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3 years
Feels like maybe if Disney has the $$$ for all these sequels/prequels/threequels/whateverquels they might also be able to fairly pay their workers, but what do I know
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@carolineframke
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4 years
(Annie Murphy's Alexis has long been the best and most underrated performance on Schitt's Creek, pass it on)
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5 years
ok credit where it’s due to Emilia Clarke, who’s truly been doing *everything* she can to sell.........this
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
Trying to remember how much I love reading in 2019, please tell me about a book (preferably fiction, doesn’t matter how new/old) that was so good it made you greedy to finish it all at once
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5 years
I know everyone wants Kate McKinnon to impersonate everyone, but Marianne Williamson belongs to Cecily Strong you monsters
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4 years
COVID cancellations are inevitable, i'm just...........paying attention to who's getting more chances and who isn't, is all i'm saying
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Kristen Stewart and Ariana DeBose being the first openly queer actors to get Oscar noms in 20 YEARS is wild(ly depressing)
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
3 years
Thinking not just of Michael K Williams’ best roles, but of the series finale of “No Reservations” when Bourdain visits him in Flatbush and they can’t go five feet without MKW recognizing someone from the neighborhood with a huge smile. A real loss.
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
3 years
It is BEYOND time for Hollywood to reckon with its own role in perpetuating anti-Asian garbage, especially when it comes to Asian women and sex workers. It's degrading, actively dangerous, and too many have hid behind "it's just a joke!" for way too long.
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
ANYWAY, congratulations to Bowen Yang and Chloe Fineman, two very good and smart and thoughtful comedians who SNL is extremely lucky to have!
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
2 years
TIRED: scouring M*dnights for queer subtext WIRED: identifying its release on the same day as new Carly Rae Jepsen/Tegan & Sara as a homophobic act
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
If Manny Jacinto doesn’t get a million roles after The Good Place then Hollywood is TRULY beyond repair
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
It brings me no pleasure to report that CATS is way too horny for its own good
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
It was. Incredibly moving, deeply considerate (thousands of people and I didn’t see a SINGLE one without a mask), and righteously furious. Black trans lives matter.
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Let This Radicalize You
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The #BlackTransLivesMatter protest in Brooklyn right now is stunning.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
SNL let your own castmembers play your big roles challenge
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
How does Pence make "you'll always be in our hearts" sound like a threat
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
The Farewell getting blanked is GARBAGE. I have no joke for this, it’s just so embarrassing, they should be embarrassed
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
I can't believe I grew up furious that I had to do homework and still became a professional writer, which is essentially just accepting an endless stream of homework forever until you give up or die trying
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
I have logged on to say that I just saw Mariska Hargitay run into a bar and bear hug Christopher Meloni, ok goodbye
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
Like, Beyoncé’s impressive in a million different ways, but the fact that NOTHING about her productions leak even when she TAKES OVER THE LOUVRE is some next level shit
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
Other/Better Hosts for NBC's Emmys: Kristen Bell/Ted Danson Kate McKinnon/Leslie Jones Retta/Mae Whitman America Ferrera/Sherri Shepherd Megan Mullally/Nick Offerman Kristin/Chenoweth
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
"indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter"
@maggieNYT
Maggie Haberman
6 years
Trump now mocking Ford testimony at MS rally. Asks repeated questions, answers to laughter, “I don’t know,” over and over.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
fire pollsters, hire local reporters
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
3 years
Honestly offensive that anyone thought T*d Cr*z might be smart enough to be the Zodiac Killer
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
Sure we can’t see anything on #GameofThrones without squinting, but the thing is, it’s DARK at night and the ice dragon show is extremely committed to realism
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
You could feel the Golden Globes room tense up when Patricia Arquette mentioned Tr*mp threatening Iranian cultural sites via Twitter, but bless her for doing it on a night that otherwise feels determined to avoid it
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
On a personal note, it meant the world that a sitcom devoted such time and care to a bisexual coming out storyline like literally nothing else on TV before it. Thank you, Brooklyn Nine Nine. You were, as you would say, tight as hell.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
I, for one, think it’s very interesting that Esquire is insisting it cares about all teen boys now after trying so recently to kill the Bryan Singer piece
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
The idea that people have been having "private indoor gatherings" with 10+ people while I've been doing puzzles with my dog like a sucker this whole time makes me very angry :) :) :)
@nytimes
The New York Times
4 years
New York is bracing for a new wave of coronavirus infections with renewed restrictions. — Private indoor gatherings to be capped at 10 people — Bars and restaurants that serve alcohol must close at 10 pm. Gyms too. — Restrictions start on Friday
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
Thank you to the adult woman in midtown rocking a homemade Jonas Brothers crop top for reminding me to check out the new Jonas Brothers album, which I can now confirm absoLUTELY merits making a crop top in its honor
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
Remember when Kevin Spacey hosted the Tonys a literal year ago and how we’ve all aged thousands of years since 🤗
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
Cable news should ditch the audience and aggressive theatricality EVERY debate for the kind of sober, substantive night Sanders and Biden just got, no matter the circumstances
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
The eye-opening detail here (besides “WOW this sucks”) is that both Wahlberg and Williams are represented by the same agency — but maybe not for long!
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
A Black Panther review, courtesy of the thrilled middle aged woman sitting in front of me: “MY NIPPLES ARE HARD AS ROCKS RIGHT NOW”
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
2 years
I used to love “Killing Eve” because it was wild and weird and completely unpredictable. The series finale, most especially That Ending, is as basic as it gets. My (VERY SPOILERY) review:
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
not so friendly reminder that you don't need to post the most upsetting 9/11 photo you've ever seen to prove that 9/11 made you sad!
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
3 years
I miss Rachel Weisz
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
3 years
Something I've been thinking about a lot is how many conservatives have built internet empires by broadcasting fury and disdain, and now there's AOC, building a community by broadcasting calm and compassion. Her Instagram lives are something new.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
let george st geegland and gil faizon host the oscars, u cowards
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@carolineframke
✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
3 years
Honestly, celebrities not going to the Met Gala because they’re unvaccinated will almost definitely be the night’s most fitting homage to the “In America” theme
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
2 years
Would love to meet an actual single person who wasn’t going to watch the Oscars, but now will because Best Editing will be pre-taped to make room for a “we ❤️the movies” montage
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
My last big feature of @voxdotcom is one I’ve been thinking about and working on for months: on TV’s newfound acceptance of bisexual+ characters, and what it means going forward.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
2 years
Kirsten Dunst has been giving incredible performances since she could walk AND she'll never inflict a "that's not my name" TikTok on us, she deserves
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
Apropos of nothing, can’t imagine why I’m thinking of this now, more than 90% of Game of Thrones was written by white men, while only one (1) woman wrote on more than a single season. Anyway, weird episode, huh
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
2 years
Remember what the Iranian World Cup captain risked by showing solidarity with protesters when European captains wouldn’t risk a yellow card
@Dan_KP
Dan Kilpatrick
2 years
In joint statement, the 7 European countries who launched OneLove campaign say: "We can't put our players in a position where they could face sporting sanctions, including bookings..." They are Belgium, Netherlands, Switzerland, Germany, Denmark, England & Wales.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
Anyway, I wrote about Sansa Stark and how Game of Thrones is finally taking her as seriously as she's always deserved
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@carolineframke
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2 years
Why kill someone off when you can just kill their spirit
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
6 years
If this year’s Grammys proved anything, it’s that the music industry wants a piece of Kesha’s triumph without acknowledging that it‘s already destroyed a piece of Kesha’s heart.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
4 years
Bringing college students back to campus and keeping their $36k when they act like college students is a straight up scam and I wager you know it
@Northeastern
Northeastern U.
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Northeastern has dismissed 11 first-year students after they gathered together inviolation of university andpublic health protocols that prohibit crowded gatherings.
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With all due respect to Jamie Lee, anyone voting for her either didn’t watch the movie first or forcibly ignored Stephanie Hsu and neither possibility is right, I’m sorry!
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
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Honestly floored it took this long for Dick to come up. He’s been pulling this shit for years.
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✨ Caroline D Framke ✨
5 years
in which SEO becomes a key weapon in the streaming wars
@charlieridgely
Charlie Ridgely
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@carolineframke Not just days before, but dropping it at the same time as the review embargo for the Netflix doc lifted. People are searching for info on the Fyre doc and SURPRISE! There's already one online.
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A few weeks (a lifetime!) ago, I had a long poolside talk (via Zoom) with Kiersey Clemons and Ebony De La Haye, who fell in love on set when Ebony was Kiersey's stunt double. They're very cool and funny and I love this photo of them so much 🌞
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