truthfully, I have no idea what's going on... regarding anything in the world at all. So take any and all things I say with a large grain of pink Himalayan sea salt.

Oh my god this is going to be an INSANE DAY for Philly sports Praying it turns out the right way

is anyone else planning on doing exactly what they did today to prepare for game 4? are we all mentally ill?

ok so going in disinterested and looking for impending doom was the move

thank. fcking. goodness. the @Phillies can still play baseball!!!!

Ranger Suarez: the most trustworthy person in my life. What a performance.

It shouldn’t be this hard to add on insurance runs.

What the Phils are doing to Clayton Kershaw can only be classified as elder abuse

Major, major credit to the Phillies for showing up and fighting like this tonight Powder blues might have changed this series

Bohm has been intentionally walked 2x which is funny because he’s not Barry Bonds he’s actually Alec Bohm

*whispers* save some runs for tomorrow fellas

that was icky!!

Never has the mood gone from “I’m done with these losers” to “it ain’t over yet!” so quickly in my sports-viewing lifetime.

what the fck. phillies. my heart cant handle this.

#hot #needthat

these base hits are so hot right now!!! #phillies

if only you could see me screaming at my screen rn.

I really miss those days when people use to write long paragraphs for your birthday and waited until 12:00 tryna be the first one to send you

base hits. yes!!! lets keep it rolling.

What am I going to do??? Not watch the game??? Phils win, Dodgers’ buttholes pucker up, we steal game 4, best of 1 back in South Philly. It’s ride or die, have no other choice.

That ball was crushed!!! I texted Matt Stairs…had to!