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award-winning theme park journalist + host of Very Amusing podcast ✨ e-mail: [email protected] 🍭 she/her

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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
4 years
hi! I'm a journalist who covers theme parks (really!) and hosts the podcast Very Amusing with Carlye Wisel 🙃 read stories on my website: https://t.co/TGFH9PZpO8 listen to my podcast: https://t.co/TD7H4RjLRQ stay up on my shenanigans: https://t.co/IbNUKH0Mli
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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oh damn!!!
@Michael_Eisner
Michael Eisner
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Where has all the leadership gone?  If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment?  The “suspending indefinitely” of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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at least groceries are cheaper and we’re all safer!!!!
@seungminkim
Seung Min Kim
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Trump tells reporters as he wraps up his gaggle on Air Force One: "Fly safely. You know why I say that? Because I'm on the flight ... otherwise I wouldn't care."
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
22 days
oh…..my goodness???
@AliciaStella
Alicia Stella
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Multiple blunt impact injuries cause of death after Epic Universe ride
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
22 days
oh…..my goodness
@AliciaStella
Alicia Stella
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Multiple blunt impact injuries cause of death after Epic Universe ride
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@DrCatharineY
Dr. Catharine Young
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We have now lost herd immunity. Decades of scientific progress and advocacy undone because of misinformation and willful neglect.
@NBCNews
NBC News
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SPECIAL REPORT: A large swath of the U.S. currently does not have the basic, ground-level immunity necessary to stop the spread of viruses that had once receded into the past, a six-month NBC News investigation in collaboration with scientists at Stanford University finds.
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@conorjrogers
Conor Rogers
23 days
We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
23 days
got the guy who makes these Disneyland marquee signs on the podcast and you *need* to hear how does it — https://t.co/R5S54bHtrW
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Muppet Pictures
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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Disneyland so chill today that i walked into Rancho del Zocalo and had to ask if they were open because it was so empty 💀
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
25 days
i….WHAT
@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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A man wearing scuba gear reportedly stole as much as $20,000 from the Paddlefish restaurant at Disney Springs, then jumped into the water and escaped before deputies arrived early Monday morning, according to two restaurant employees who were tied up during the burglary.
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
29 days
if this week’s episode of my theme park podcast doesn’t feel like a 73-minute voice note from your weirdest friend, then i’ve failed ◡̈
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@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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NEW: Disney Cruise Line has delayed the Disney Adventure’s maiden voyage from Dec. 15, 2025 to March 10, 2026 in Singapore. Guests booked on impacted sailings Dec. 15 - March 12 were notified tonight.
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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one thing about me is I will watch any movie preceded by “Paul Feig”
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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First look at Paul Feig’s ‘THE HOUSEMAID’ starring Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried and Brandon Sklenar. In theaters December 19. (Source: @People | https://t.co/alFM2G9u12)
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🍓✨carlye wisel
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people who listen to my podcast already know what I have to say about this 👀
@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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Disneyland Resort is emailing a targeted special offer that includes a required PIN code for a ticket deal valid Sept. 10 through Dec. 12. You must have a valid PIN code to purchase. 1-Day Hopper: $139 2-Day Hopper: $259 3-Day Hopper: $359
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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never complaining about being in the worst timeline ever again
@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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Here’s a look at the 4 ft. animated Holiday Goofy available at Home Depot for $199. He recites one poem and sings two different songs. He’s also 100% necessary.
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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imagine living in a world with natural beauty and man-made wonders and still choosing to create and share AI artwork slop…simply couldn’t be me
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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whoa, they brought the Epic Universe Dragon cones to @UniStudios!
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@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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NEW: The last day to ride DINOSAUR at Disney’s Animal Kingdom before it goes extinct is February 1, 2026. Starting Feb. 2, DINOSAUR, Restaurantosaurus, and all of DinoLand will be officially closed to make way for Tropical Americas.
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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HELLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYY
@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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NEW: The castle is going back to blue. Cinderella Castle at Walt Disney World is getting an update and will be restored to its classic blue and white colors.
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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genuinely so excited for this and thrilled it’s coming soon!!!
@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
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NEW: World of Frozen at Disneyland Paris will open in Spring 2026. The opening also marks the transformation of Walt Disney Studios Park into Disney Adventure World.
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