Carlos A.F. Lopez
@carloslopezzz26
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Anything worth doing is worth crying about
Seattle, WA
Joined September 2015
You ever go to hold a fart but end up peeing your pants in return?.
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I hate goodbyes almost as much as I hate hellos 👋🏽.
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#DidYouKnow: the statue commonly referred to as the “The Thinker” is actually called “The Fist Sniffer”.
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Just found out the H in “imho” stands for HUMBLE and not HORRIBLE. I’ve misjudged so many things over the years based on this 😞.
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RT @subpop: The crucifixion of Jesus Christ gets a social media system update in @_Mudhoney's @carloslopezzz26 directed video for "Kill You….
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Life is just role play for people who don’t like vampires, dungeons or dragons, civil wars, space stories, stuffed animals or being naughty.
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RT @yokoono: All we are saying is 'Give Peace A Chance'.Tomorrow, 21st September is the International Day Of Peace. Who Will You Make Peace….
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Sometimes I like to see how much bullshit I can cram into my phone’s remaining 5% of battery life. This tweet is hopefully the final straw.
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Does the stove ever think about you when you leave the house?.
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So when law enforcement go after POC it’s justice, when they go after powerful white men it’s conspiracy? Just wanna know how 2 navigate 🇺🇸🗽.
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Often I brush my teeth then immediately drink orange juice on purpose cuz I’m too wimpy for extreme sports but gotta get my kicks too ya kno.
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White on white violence smh 😔Bet the charge gets reduced to light carnage and he’ll just get a slap on the wrist! Also, golf sucks ⛳️☝🏽.
A 47-year-old man was arrested and charged with mayhem after allegedly biting off another man's finger at Southers Marsh Golf Club in Plymouth, Mass.
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Hope you all get a “in case you missed” to my last tweet because I feel like it was some of my best tweet work to date.
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Think it’s bad for YOU when Mercury’s in retrograde? Imagine how Mercury feels. That shit’s INSIDE a retrograde! Gotta be FUCKED UP in there.
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At the hardware store and the old man’s voice who’s helping me is so ASMR I don’t even remember why I’m here. Plumbing maybe? Who cares!.🗣👂🏼.
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This one time I laughed so hard that laughter became meaningless, then everything became meaningless and I with it. Been laughing ever since.
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