“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing

As a man, if you knowingly sleep with a virgin but have no intention of turning her into a long-term relationship, you are scum.

texting while high be funny asl be stuck on the same word for 10 mins 🤣😭

Niggas will say you fumbled a chick just because she has a nice body and the whole time she’s an asshole😂

Peak male living experience.

the fact she’s got a day of rest on the 16th is killing me bonnie blue would never, she gets my Ballon d’Whore vote.

https://t.co/S9x1DlyEeg

imagínate tener tan poca personalidad q te de pena subir cosas q te gustan o q te den risa jjajajaj

Niggas ain't getting hard around you?

please take your apple watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. you look like a spy kid

i’m not nonchalant .. i just don’t give a fuck about nothing i can’t control

Que lindo cuando te gusta alguien y te vas del grupito para hablar a solas con esa persona

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut people off ? boy fck U right now on Nov 3th

Definitely 😳😁😂

Cope. The guy on the left has cocaine.

Bedroom is for sleeping and fvckin ... tv has no place in there.

Desde que entendí que los videos en conciertos o fiesta no sirven de mucho no grabo nada y la paso mejor

Major cheat code in life: Respond to patterns, not individual events. One missed text means nothing. Ten missed texts means something. Don't overreact to single data points. Watch the trend. People tell you who they are over time. Believe the pattern.

That fake thigh kiss, just to smell if its safe to go down there,🤭>>>😂

If you wait too long, the coffee gets cold, the door closes, you get old, the girls move on, and dreams fade. You must act with a sense of urgency today.