Cari Cesarotti
@caridoesphysics
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Cari like the SK book, Cesarotti like Caesar. @MIT postdoc in high-energy theory, physicist. muon collider fan account. reasonable human. likes desserts.
Joined March 2021
Me: doing theoretical physics means learning how to solve all kinds of problems with sophisticated mathematical modeling .Also me:
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this was the tweet that brought a lot of you (if there are many left on this platform) to my account. it’s been an intense, weird, rewarding & stressful 3 years. but again i am accepting *yet another* temporary job with the @CERN theory group! i cant wait to see where it goes.
Super excited to announce I am delaying adulthood even further by accepting a postdoc position at MIT! . Happy new year, my dudes.
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“i can’t believe how long it takes to get a paper refereed these days”.-me, before asking for extensions on my already allowed month of time to review.
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do you need a last minute christmas gift for that special someone who loves good quality chalk? why not a hagoromo hedgehog? 🦔 i’m selling these silly things
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it took me a while but i’m moving to blue sky .follow me there @caridoesphysics.bsky.social.if you want to stay sassed and moderately informed about the state of muon colliders.
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all i want for christmas is mu 🎵 . (sweater by me, in case you were wondering why i haven’t replied to your email in a week)
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i hate when the rest of the world is correct in hating the us.
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halloween at universities is always danger because are they wearing a costume? or do 20 year olds genuinely think it’s cool to dress that way? impossible to know.
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normalize telling your seminar speaker where to go not just the name of the university.
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what is a cover letter but a distillation of your research statement which is a short summary of all your papers which is a small fraction of how you actually spend your day thinking about research.
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brb gonna change my talk introductions to just this.
i hate btches who are not curious abt the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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i said yes!! 💍 to another talk i’m way too tired to be giving 🥰.
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quick reminder that there is no reason for staying in academia and working ridiculously hard if you don’t find it personally rewarding. worried your old colleagues will laugh if you quit? buy expensive headphones with your first industry paycheck. only do this if you like it.
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me applying for a second postdoc.
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if there’s one thing i love, it’s expressing my opinions about future colliders.
Mindscape 289 | Cari Cesarotti @caridoesphysics on the Next Generation of Particle Experiments. #MindscapePodcast.
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if your collider is still in the r&d phase you don’t have to worry about a capital gains tax.
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higgs might be composite .baby let’s see what’s inside ‘er.that’s that me.muon collider
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ladies if your man isn’t willing to buy a muon collider t shirt to support your dreams find a new man 💅 . and if you don’t support a muon collider find a new dream??.
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me in general: a muon collider is the future .me at muon collider meetings: so let’s assume we build the fcc.
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