Apparently I’m condescending and sassy if I point out just how bad this is. And my mom intervened to now fight on my behalf as she is “elder” to ensure they’re not wrongfully removed. I guess I’m not full aunty yet. Still Aunty beta version. But still Karen enough to fight

have entered my evil aunty era as GenX aunties are trying to fire domestic workers who stood up for another who had allegedly been harassed bc “it’s a civil society” “it’s fine if we are inconvenienced for some time” “if they wanted to fight they could’ve done it outside society”

Brrap brrap pew pew

I once knew someone like felon tusk. I know there is no justice in the world, had to accept it. But his extended crashout is so cathartic and provides me with so much wish fulfilment.

Women have a right to be annoying and still be taken seriously in cases of SA ~ hot ~ take

Can’t believe the western hemisphere hasn’t fully caught on with the rest of us re: bidets in toilets Hate it So much Tokyo had the most advanced toilet I’ve ever seen. And Vancouver has bad quality 2ply tp

it's so fucking insane that winston churchill starved my people and now i have unavoidable hereditary gastrointestinal problems

I wish I had learned any sort of discipline as a child My vibes based existence is incompatible with the struggles of the real world

TADKA CURRY PATTA ON PIZZA !!/?!?/!!!

All doctors these days having social media presences makes me anxious as fuck. Because yes I am chronically online so you’d think it’s a good idea for me but I am literally incapable of having a social media that I don’t shitpost on.

“you handled it so well” no, i didn’t, i went insane, lost my spark, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself

The H3 crash out maybe the most interesting example of concretisation/loss of abstract thought in lieu of paranoia That I’ve seen online I haven’t seen much shit online though

I’m kinda over that marketing tactic Indian brands have been doing where they pretend to be an employee that’s putting shit on sale by flagrantly going against/without telling their boss. It got old the very first time I saw it. If anything it’s turned me off their products

Bla bla bla we have a limp dick bla bla can’t stand for anything but the moolah bla bla

Indian vegetarians are so fucking annoying ffs Go be protein deficient on your own time Your purity is none of anyone else’s business

Why am I finding that the stock market is just a bunch of make believe money that big boys control based on vibes alone?

Why is it so hot inside this airport