People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.

Just keep that in your back pocket for anytime between now and who knows when this week.

I'm sorry for what I said when I was waiting for the election results.

In the ‘60s my dad, Les Crane, had a late night talk show on @abc that rivaled “The Tonight Show.” On this August 1964 episode, he hosted Jackie Robinson, the first black player in Major League Baseball. They discussed the political climate. The parallels to today are striking.

Happy 4th of July. I’m gaining some independence. Come find me.

My son did NOT want jelly in his peanut butter and jelly sandwich today. Please respect our family's privacy during this difficult time.

This is what I would be doing on TV without writers. Writers are asking for fairness: when the studios invest millions into producing a film or series, they can pay for the value writers create. #WGAStrong #WGAStrike @WGAEast @WGAWest

If you aren’t running to preorder this book I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

My 5 year old puts her shoes on the wrong feet with the same precision as me trying to plug in a USB cable with the right side up.

At least she doesn’t have to shave for six more weeks and Phil can’t complain.

Daughter: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope. Son: Just a minute I’m eating bread. I’ll be there soon.

My friend’s daughter just said “Alexa, stop!” to get her mom to stop singing, and I’ll tell you the rest once I stop laughing.

After we finished decorating the Christmas tree, my 5 year-old son turned and said “Yep, that’s my life.” I don’t know what this record-scratch moment was about but I am here for it.

So is this that thing where you say goodbye but then have to keep walking the same way and it's awkward or is twitter really going away?

Find yourself on the Camp Lejeune lawsuit spam list and you will never feel alone again.

Breaking: Olivia Wilde's Salad dressing revealed: ⅓ cup extra-virgin olive oil 1/4 cup red wine vinegar 2 tsp dijon mustard 1/2 tsp salt and pepper 4 tsp unicorn tears 1/4 cup grated mermaid tail 1 minced fairy ear Bon appétit!

Serious question: My 5 year olds have never seen Star Wars but my son is obsessed with it. Research says it's now age appropriate. However...times have changed since I was a kid. SO, do we start with the three originals? Or do we start with the new ones and go in order?

When your best friend calls to say that her 5 year old son was listing off his 10 best friends and named you as his 7th among the rest of the kids in his class...that's what I call a good day. Now who are these other 6 and what's so dang great about them?

Scrolling amid the political posts, new plagues and human rights fails you can always catch someone bragging about how much they love their person, which is really just a public apology or an attempt to convince themselves. You know we know, right?

The only thing more potentially terrifying than your kid saying “I have a great idea!” is when one sibling says it to the other.

My son talks constantly about Dark Vader, the Deaf Star and light savers. Part of me hopes he never sees Star Wars because his versions are so cute.