Steven Soprano
@capiraeon
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Joined April 2019
for legal reasons, any and everything said on this page is for comedic reasons only and hold no serious weight in the court of law.
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with my starbucks drink in hand nothing can get in my way from voting.
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@theheavyloverrr @techieshay and sometimes that will gets crushed by the overwhelming circumstances of life, especially in the current state of everything going one.
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@gagissss spend 30 minutes creating false scenarios in my head that’ll never happen to jumpstart the dream.
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@gonzaj200 @trinarose_ @Redacted_del @coconutacai @theericklouis most of the the hate speech comes from the old testament too as misinterpretations or they take the smallest quote and twist it to fit wtv they wanna push.
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@jesse_piette @fatherruthie @AholiabBezaleel @xbrokenteeth @TrishaSimma @niccoyat tbh if they ran their movies the same way they do their animated movies as just adaptations of good story lines instead of dragging it would be good. thats why i liked the new batman we didn’t have to wait and watch his parents die its just Hey heres batman we know him lets go.
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all “Latino influencers” know is do makeup, beginner spanish, use stereotypes to their advantage, stay quiet on real Latino issues, eat hot chip, and lie.
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@GalaxyKiwi21 @RipCityEagle @itsbardigang___ @cjisgoatmade @niccoyat 1-800 choke that hoe still got me laughing till this day.
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you own 1.3 stocks in apple through cashapp and make 10$ an hour i can guarantee Biden isn’t including you in his tax plan.
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yall be like “god testing me fr” and all you need is an oil change.
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@AlfredKhoury7 @1babigail1 @sarahlugor its literally the oil companies in charge putting self sanctions on Russian oil. All world leaders left out that part in their sanctions its literally the corporations yall should be mad at no Dem or Rep can change this.
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something about a white man telling me gracias dont sit right with me.
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@avargh8 @izukuuu_shonen cant forgive her after what she did i get fuming mad everytime i rewatch.
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“Texans wont survive up north” “try coming to Texas during the summer” .bro we are literally all fucked bc of climate change it does not matter whos more built to survive in whatever condition.
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@cellyszn20 @mentallyilljew separation of church and state means not making laws based on religious factors or reasons under any religion thats a theocracy not a democracy. religious freedoms is the freedom to practice your religion w/o being persecuted.
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@PARTYFAV0RX if they use 2 in 1, dont use lotion, into forex, i cant explain it but if they have a charger or challenger, if their favorite film is pulp fiction, if they dont have a bed frame, if they dont listen to any female artist bc its emasculating, i could keep going.
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@Nayaiapnes @Keionisbored @lawrenkismet @micahbullis @NiqqasInAfrica @StolenByMann @xbaddie @pray40me @Kollinbenson_ im glad there are fellow people with enough braincells to comprehend the US can annihilate wtv militia these pro-gun fanatics can muster up w/o having to deploy a single soldier.
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@JacobRedux @NoodlesTori its a $1.50??? please explain how having a drastically large exchange rate where $100 can last you weeks gives you right to not help a more impoverished city. locals get charged that bc its a struggle for everyone not your american ass.
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@oder_na @3XL_Lezziee @LamarKing_215 tbh probably just has something to do with bloodflow since smoking increases your blood pressure a bit. Also chronic weed smoke for past 3 years and still no problems in the bedroom.
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one of my well thought out tweets. 💭 1 🔁 3 ♥ 6. breadstick . 💭 2.7k 🔁 35k ♥ 87.2k.
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@Thereallilonnie @ogm4xb_ some people take your kindness for granted and those are the people you gotta be a hater to and tell them to leave you tf alone! being too nice w/o boundaries takes a toll on you sacrificing your needs for others.
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@lol_ikr24 @vibeforvids i thought that rule applies to only the workers. security and asset protection should be allowed to tackle a mf??.
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if you eat burger king dont worry about whats in the vaccine.
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i know some drug dealers who are better business owners than majority of LLC twitter.
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@jarahsbughead @jyeonrd @ceorrys_baby @bblminiwheats @kcsapphicabeyo @PinkIemonad3 @delphine3281 @SamHundley01 @dav1on @The_Battron @ceattorney @mrst1ange @theflash_burner @xbbykristine @druigssidehoe @Jo_Who_Jo_Mama @b33shive @sapphoslibrary i swear everybody always forgets.on HBO 🤦🏽♂️.
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@obsessivemoron @b3nchtrl0_ @autistontheroof @FJLightning007 @magnetonlyfans yes literally his name has been used in vain for all of history majority of the time start wars, religion unfortunately is an easy scapegoat to manipulate people. I mean thats the whole manifest destiny shit, “I received the holy word we need to do X thing” its quite sad.
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When the whites protest for haircuts during a pandemic The government reopens the country. when the black community protest demanding justice for wrongful murders the president threatens to take their lives. How can you not see the hypocracy taking place?.
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@DSAArchaeology people be struggling to draw hands nowadays and expect the same people who carved these to be perfect at sculpting and proportions.
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customers really tell us “thank you for everything you’re doing” as if we’re veterans. mam if you dont scan your eggs and go.
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@_LUZTORREZ @kkellybonilla rather be called a beaner than latinx tbh just sounds weird comes from the same people anyways 🤷🏽♂️.
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told a woman we’re out of water and won’t have some until 6am when we open then she gave me a sob story about how it’s hard for her to wake up with her children at 6 and i simply responded with “damn thats crazy”.
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@DeNickols @Salamomoutro @under_mania @ChazDaviscz @MichelsTristan kid me was like “aye its nacho libre”.
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@ms_casanova_ @sssamalam no after i send 7 texts to my friends with no response im not texting again until they reply. i thoroughly believe there is a limit my pride can take.
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instead go for Highland park. They have the money to restock and rebuild, small businesses in oakcliff dont.
Bro PLEASE DON’T BURN DOWNTOWN DALLAS UP. Protest but don’t light our city on fire dawg.
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@QNTistheKEY @NatalieReporter in my opinion nothing above handgun, shotgun, and long rifle (not auto or semi) should be available to the average person. stricter access and the banning of these heavy grade weapons will help. countries that banned these weapons sure have cases of more stabbings but the point-.
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idgaf if it’s below freezing imma still have my iced coffee.
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funny how boomers are quick to make “boomer” a slur and feel oppressed but refuse to stop saying the n word.
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LITTLE CAESARS SUPREMACY.
Little Caesars has replaced Pizza Hut as the official NFL sponsor.
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@emilydangerband @ilanacubana i saw harry too luckily the grown crowd is in the seats so no need to worry unless you’re in pit.
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@TheSilvaInYou @LittyKiddy_ @Plantologist1 @godsgiftiv either way never blindly trust anyone aint take but 2 seconds to double check something in regards to safety.
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@b3nchtrl0_ @obsessivemoron @autistontheroof @FJLightning007 @magnetonlyfans no we understand what you’re saying, i feel it does depend bc the overall meaning of taking his name in vain is for perverse reasons. so not necessarily saying gxd in regular conversation (imo like saying gxd is good) but i do see what you’re saying too.
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@4thOfficialsPod @dombeeef @ScottSeiss lmao “its your fault you chose an expensive apartment should’ve gone to a cheap country side living space that may or may not fit your lifestyle or job bc i know nothing about you or situation only that you’re wrong”.
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if we can have a winter lockdown and it help reduce covid numbers im all for it just let me go buy some more weed first.
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texas will surpass all the states with the most covid-19 cases because our governor is an idiot and people are stubborn.
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