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@canidew

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she / it • wannabe dog

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@canidew
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6 months
hi im blue!! or madison!!! or puppy?!! depending on who u ask im an autismpilled anxiouscell so please be gentle im begging u im on my hands and knees pkease expect a lot of king gizz + Borzoi posting and some art.. sometimes zoos dni pls. smooching therians tho cmere mwah mwa
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@canidew
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*paws at u* can i have a cigarette *paws at u* can i have a cigarette *paws at u* can i have a cigarette *paws at u* can i h
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@canidew
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3 months
in the bedded room. straight up "sobbin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My eyes out
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@canidew
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2 months
idk how i have a job im literally this....
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@canidew
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2 months
oh sweet creature. why do you weep
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@canidew
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4 years
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@canidew
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6 months
@gahhnie these dogs are so unreal
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@canidew
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4 months
guys guys guys guys
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@canidew
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3 months
"set realistic transition goals" ok yeah well how about this
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@canidew
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3 months
billions must smile
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@canidew
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2 months
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2 months
this could be us.........
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@canidew
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1 year
how is this creature supposed to fight a wolf.. they look like theyre gonna cry...
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@canidew
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1 year
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@canidew
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4 months
i am getting....... glasses..helpbsee better. astjgmatism blurry long visiom
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@canidew
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5 months
were so back???
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@canidew
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6 months
its so joever..
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@canidew
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3 months
i invited them into my home and told them my name and now they wont leave
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@canidew
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7 months
argrgghhghrh *scratch scratch* bwargaghhgrggh*scratch
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@canidew
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6 months
a little peek into my twisted mind
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@canidew
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1 year
i cannot express in words how happy borzoi make me
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@canidew
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2 months
i love this stupid little guy....this is me..
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@canidew
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11 months
i love this specific image so much oh. my god......
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@canidew
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6 months
theres something horribly saddening about wanting to be a dog more than anything..i know it can be wacky funny at times but at the end of the day i still lay in bed and cry about it because i dont understand and i doubt most people ever will either
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@canidew
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@canidew
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1 year
feeling this lately
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@canidew
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4 months
for valentines day i will be dumping 60lbs of orbeez into the sewer system.may god have mercy
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@canidew
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1 year
paper mache dream balloon ♥♥♥
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@canidew
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4 months
so autistic for these dogs
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5 years
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5 months
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@canidew
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1 month
how it feels to 3 am when u Too Much Whiskey and ur thirsty water:[
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@canidew
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3 months
i love this picture so much it makes me wanna cry
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@canidew
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2 months
am i cooking
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@canidew
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5 months
me
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1 year
WAH WAH WAHWAH
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1 year
greatest gpu ever conceived
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@canidew
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3 months
how do ill explain to a therapist who that i want to to be this littled guy so... bad it makesme a bit of violently ill just a little. bit
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3 months
one must imagine the borzoi happy
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2 months
this could be us.........
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@canidew
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1 year
this is ur brain on kibble..
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@canidew
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4 months
block whoever u want.. be free. i have silenced thousands. i will silence thousands more...
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@canidew
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1 year
**coughing up blood**-m me and..**collapses on floor* me ad who me and
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@canidew
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11 months
steely......on MY Dan???......
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@canidew
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3 months
if i dont materialize as this in the next 5 minutes im going to expldoe
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@canidew
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11 months
THEY MAKE ME GET UP IN THE MORNIN MORNIN MORNIN MORNIN!!!!!!!
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2 months
bemused by this little fella.....
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1 year
HEY
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10 months
o the horrors..o the unspeakable horrors
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3 months
need borzoi tattoo...
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5 months
look at this please im begging u
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3 months
we are reaching critical levels of nose bend. these dogs must be stopped
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@canidew
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11 months
on my puppy arc. going doggy mode
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2 months
best game ever..
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6 months
mischievous being
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6 months
*furiously flipping through thousands of borzoi pics to find the zoi that fits the vibe of what im saying* yeah man i love pasta too
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4 months
this is so viscerally adorable it makes me want to punch drywall
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8 months
microdosing on borzoi to get me through the day..
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2 months
born to be silly..forced to go to work
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4 months
they clone me in a vat.. there are 200,000 more of me ready to take my place
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@canidew
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8 months
god gives his goofiest soldiers his silliest battles teehee (i have been diagnosed with adhd)
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6 months
its so joever..
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6 months
i think i did pretty well!!! the guy seemed to be happy w me, dont wanna get my hopes up but arfgffgf
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@canidew
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1 year
im a cold blooded showercell. a washbrained soaphead.. cleanpilled. among other things
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6 months
mysterious creatures..
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1 year
feeling feelings
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6 months
i think im 4 drinks and a good girl away from crying so hard i shit. myself
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1 year
what if we were borzoi.. and we held paws??...
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2 months
doomscrolling my banking app
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6 months
hey look at this.hey shakes you hey look at this. shakes you. hey
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6 months
ive had a lot of new followers lately so i wanna make it known that i do evil things like swearing and rting boys kissing sometimes.. so like consider urself warned
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3 months
BORN TO NETWORK AUTOPILOT IS A FUCK Deploy Em All 2024 I am Pending 67,998,425 BROKEN GROUPS
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11 months
HEY AGAIN HI HI
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hii ive been on tumblr but i came back to share this borzoi with homophobia 🥰🥰💖💖
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6 months
oh to be the borzoi from hit 1969 movie Hello Dolly
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1 month
*kicks this at u hands in pockets* here u go. freaks. like i care..
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this pic goes so hard..
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11 months
radio stations that speed up music are pure evil............
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2 months
why did thirteen thousand people like this tweet
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idk how i have a job im literally this....
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1 year
dream blunt rotation
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5 months
desperately want to talk about my gizzard cassettes
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7 months
ask her about music recs!!
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6 months
i sometimes look at dogs in advertisements or on bags of dog food and start daydreaming about being a dog and being in those ads and people seeing me on the cardboard sleeve of a chew toy and going aww and
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i want to look at pictures of borzoi and cry and throw up
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10 months
drs lost my healthcare records!!!!! i officially no longer have depression and autism!! ((muffled screamihng))
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1 year
im such a cool dog.....
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3 months
this and a blunt..
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i wish i was a dog so bad dude
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8 months
running for president.please vote me
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10 months
this image was engineered in a lab to make me feel better..
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11 months
'my tummy hurts' i exclaim. downing my 3rd glass of cola
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9 months
job interview in an hour..uh oh
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7 months
repairing my cowboy hat to rumours....
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1 year
if you cant handle me at my wrrruff arf you dont deserve me at my awrararwra
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4 months
i need to be thrown into the stocks and have rotten fruit pelted at me until i cry
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i think i have Train Autism but for dogs............
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